Conkers out!
16 November 2008, 03:14 PM
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Conkers out!
The word \"testis\" comes from the Latin meaning to bear witness. In ancient Rome, only men could bear witness or testify in a public forum. In order to show importance to their testimony, they would hold their ********* as they spoke, and an oath was declared while holding another\'s *********.
... well it's quiet in here today, maybe the UK judiciary system should reintroduce this system, with the additional caviat that if found to be fibbing said conkers are subject to a swift flick?
16 November 2008, 03:34 PM
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I thought this was a thread about proper conkers. I cut mine with a fine saw, then hollow them out and fill them with gripfill... cook them for about 6 months, then dip them in molten lead, before sending them to school with the kids. I have a king of 2.6 million now 
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Never understood why doctors hold mens nuts and then get them to cough! 
Are they just pervs who get a kick out of it, or is there a medical reason behind this?
Are they just pervs who get a kick out of it, or is there a medical reason behind this?
17 November 2008, 12:09 PM
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Used to hate the 'physicals' at school <shivers>
17 November 2008, 12:26 PM
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Apparently it's because - The ********* also need to be very carefully monitored. The 'cough and drop' test is a standard approach adopted by many medical professionals to check whether the ********* are able to assume their rightful position ready for adulthood. Quite simply, the doctor cups the patient's *****, asks him to cough, and checks the reflex action this triggers. They will also be keen to check the ********* for the development of a hernia, or for the more severe cases of tumours.
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Oh.........and 'massive' my ****!
17 November 2008, 12:34 PM
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I shall not be providing pics on the other subject. The size of my Tena-for-Men pads, is my own embarrassing business
17 November 2008, 01:07 PM
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Apparently it's because - The ********* also need to be very carefully monitored. The 'cough and drop' test is a standard approach adopted by many medical professionals to check whether the ********* are able to assume their rightful position ready for adulthood. Quite simply, the doctor cups the patient's *****, asks him to cough, and checks the reflex action this triggers. They will also be keen to check the ********* for the development of a hernia, or for the more severe cases of tumours.
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Used to hate the 'physicals' at school <shivers>
17 November 2008, 01:11 PM
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17 November 2008, 01:14 PM
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Well, I'm off to w**k now for a couple of hours (at the surgery). I'll let you know if anyone has been in to have their wobbly bits manhandled.
17 November 2008, 01:16 PM
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