little-ginge

3am Saturday monrning, my phone rings.. have dead with sleep i answer it and hear nothing but incomprehensible dribble - thinking it was the other half calling me( ) I hung up.

Immediately it rings again - a mans voice asks if I was still in the pub.. I told him 'wrong number' and put the phone down, thinking that would be the end of it...

nope he rings again - 'who is that' he asks in his not so sexy scouser accent.. I quite nicely tell him to stop phoning me as it is 3am and he is being a nuisance. I did say if he kept calling I'd phone the police..

perhaps that was the wrong thing to do, but the voicemail message he has left me is a corker - very abusive and something about my nan giving gummy ********.. ... i just wondered if there is any very easy way in which I can upload this on the internet..

thesyn

Ah so it was you was it, give me your address and I'll be round to settle this fist to fist.

Sonic'

Sorry, I wont phone you again

StickyMicky

phone set to speakerphone, held up to the pc microphone??

moneys

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i dont understand this thread title, you get a phone call off someone pi55ed an you say its a true image of a whole city???????? why was your phone on then anyway? no-one except pi55ed people call at that time

kingofturds

iTrader: (1)

Hey hey calm down calm down

moneys

iTrader: (5)

fecking hell thats brilliant, have you just thought of that ALL BY YOURSELF, have you thought of a carrer change? peter kay would be sh1tting himself if you went on the circuit

kingofturds

iTrader: (1)

Yep sure did

moneys

iTrader: (5)

well donekeep up the good work, make a mental note of all this 'original' material as it will be priceless when your on the circuit

Abdabz

Woooah there, like Boris (who was right with what he said about them), anyone who castigates scousers (or Mickeys / Bin Dippers / Phlegm Talkers as they are known in my home town down the road from them) will be subject to overprotective abuse from those in the "Crapital of ****ure".
Famous for their sense of humour? LOL...

Looking forwrd to the voicemail upload

dpb

Wasnt yozza was it..?

pimmo2000

iTrader: (6)

lol I've got another good one !!

Mate of mine was out in Liverpool shopping and he lost his wallet !!

Next day at work security comes up to him and hands him his wallet complete with his credit cards, security pass and the £40 in notes still in it !!

I mean come on .. if he'd lost it in London or Manchester the money would have gone ... Stupid Scousers eh !!

moneys

iTrader: (5)

for someone that lives so close you have a very strong opinion against a city that provides your lillte town folk with so much, in fact its a bit worryin how much you go on about scousers or liverpool in general. come on admit it you want to be a scouser and you even practice your accent at home


there are a lot of things that st helens is famous for but im a little to old to get involved in childish name calling

little-ginge

i don't think my PC is that well equipped

little-ginge

I take it you missed the question marks then

RoShamBo

iTrader: (1)

Oh come on - not really a true representation of Liverpool is it ?

I mean if he had then come round, torched your car, knicked your telly and buggered your cat, THAT would have been a true representation.

ScoobyWon't

jods

jods

"Gizza blow-job"

pimmo2000

iTrader: (6)

Infraction?

ScoobyWon't

I've never had on, but keep trying. Would it really be worth it for that?

little-ginge

I'd love to give you one...

an infraction that is

Suresh

Quality.

ScoobyWon't

Do one, Ginge

Have you fixed the Bimmer yet?

rik1471

That picture never gets old.