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Old 16 April 2008, 11:06 PM
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* News Flash One*



'Viagra' is now available in powder form for your tea.

It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but
it does stop your biscuit going soft!





* News Flash Two *

Muslim Weather!

British weather has been declared 'Muslim'!

From now on it will be . . .






". . . partly Sunni but mostly Shi'ite".

Old 16 April 2008, 11:15 PM
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if you throw the viagra powder into your eyes it makes you look hard as ****
Old 16 April 2008, 11:16 PM
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My sides are splitting

Did laugh really
Old 17 April 2008, 08:31 AM
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Super SIAL but one of the best IMHO was during the Bush - Gore battle for the Presidency when the Japanese Gov't sent the USA 5 tonnes of Viagra

"To help with the elections".........



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Like the tea one btw -
Old 17 April 2008, 08:35 AM
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Thanks Tony - just what I needed to start the day!!

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Old 17 April 2008, 08:53 AM
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Originally Posted by ScoobyDoo555
Thanks Tony - just what I needed to start the day!!

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what ? a non soggy biscuit ?
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Only you Swiss-only you!!!

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Old 18 April 2008, 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
* News Flash One*



'Viagra' is now available in powder form for your tea.

It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but
it does stop your biscuit going soft!


Viagra is now available as a nasal spray!

When asked about possible side effects, an expert replied: "**** nose!"
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I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said, "Morning."

He replied, "No, just having a ****."
Old 18 April 2008, 02:32 PM
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Not in with the Viagra "thang"........ but what kind of key opens any lock..................





















A Pi-key
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Originally Posted by Ms Gooner 1
Not in with the Viagra "thang"........ but what kind of key opens any lock..................























A Pi-key
Why does the Mersey run through Liverpool?

Cause if it walked it'd get mugged!
Old 18 April 2008, 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
Why does the Mersey run through Liverpool?

Cause if it walked it'd get mugged!
spot the scouser

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Originally Posted by SwissTony
spot the scouser

Old 18 April 2008, 02:50 PM
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lol
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
spot the scouser

Nice one
Old 18 April 2008, 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
spot the scouser

LMAO It's a tiny sombrero
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Why wasn't Jesus born in Liverpool?














They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin
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