Canoeist Joke.....
07 December 2007, 01:38 PM
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Canoeist Joke.....
....57 year old Canoeist John Darwin turns up after 5 years of being missing presumed dead.....
....and says it's the last time he goes on holiday with the McCanns
....and says it's the last time he goes on holiday with the McCanns
07 December 2007, 02:29 PM
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An expedition kayaker gets lost in a chain of deserted islands. Paddling well after sunset he finally camps on a sandy beach. He wakes up and notices the sand is dark red. The sky is dark red. He walks around and sees that there is dark red grass, dark red birds and dark red fruit on the dark red trees. He's shocked when he finds that his skin is starting to turn dark red too.
"Oh no!" he says, "I've been marooned!"
"Oh no!" he says, "I've been marooned!"
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), he's getting worse 
07 December 2007, 02:35 PM
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Two inuits sitting in a kayak were getting cold so they decided to light a fire in their boat. It promptly sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it
07 December 2007, 03:04 PM
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Class Sipie - got that on a text just before reading this thread and still chuckling 
07 December 2007, 05:57 PM
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But what you say is true.The live version NSFW!!!!
Live at the hollywood bowl.YouTube - Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl - Philosopher's Song
07 December 2007, 08:24 PM
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"Oh no!" he says, "I've been marooned!"
........but then I was probably around 10 at the time
08 December 2007, 12:00 PM
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Roy keane on dropping record signing goalkeeper craig gordon last week
"I remember that, at Manchester United, Peter Schmeichel was sent to Barbados for two weeks when we were chasing league titles and things and we saw pictures of him sunning himself in the papers."
Not that he is prescribing such a trip for Gordon. "We have a very nice seafront here in Sunderland," said Keane. "Craig will be fine here - as long as he doesn't go out to sea in a canoe."
Not that he is prescribing such a trip for Gordon. "We have a very nice seafront here in Sunderland," said Keane. "Craig will be fine here - as long as he doesn't go out to sea in a canoe."
08 December 2007, 01:41 PM
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