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Canoeist Joke.....
....57 year old Canoeist John Darwin turns up after 5 years of being missing presumed dead.....
....and says it's the last time he goes on holiday with the McCanns :lol1: |
Wrong but somehow funny
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:lol1:
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Why did John Darwin cross the road?
He doesn't know! |
Q: What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? A: Fur-traders. ...
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An expedition kayaker gets lost in a chain of deserted islands. Paddling well after sunset he finally camps on a sandy beach. He wakes up and notices the sand is dark red. The sky is dark red. He walks around and sees that there is dark red grass, dark red birds and dark red fruit on the dark red trees. He's shocked when he finds that his skin is starting to turn dark red too.
"Oh no!" he says, "I've been marooned!" |
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
(Post 7467217)
^ :D
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:lol1: Good joke Si, bad taste but who cares :D
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Two inuits sitting in a kayak were getting cold so they decided to light a fire in their boat. It promptly sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it
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Tommy ?? :Suspiciou
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Q: Why is Sol Beer like making love in a canoe?
A: They're both f***ing close to water. |
Class Sipie - got that on a text just before reading this thread and still chuckling :)
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:lol1:
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
(Post 7467231)
Q: Why is Sol Beer like making love in a canoe?
A: They're both f***ing close to water. The live version NSFW!!!! :D Live at the hollywood bowl. YouTube - Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl - Philosopher's Song |
cheers simon
I wasnt sure if anyone would pull me up on that and yet be so lenient :thumb: |
S'ok, I nicked your post-it pic for another forum :D
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Originally Posted by Simon C
(Post 7467865)
S'ok, I nicked your post-it pic for another forum :D
my lawyers will be writing to you .....on a mauve post-it note :D |
I'm a bloke, what the hell is mauve :D
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"Oh no!" he says, "I've been marooned!" ....but then I was probably around 10 at the time |
pmsl :thumb:
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Roy keane on dropping record signing goalkeeper craig gordon last week
"I remember that, at Manchester United, Peter Schmeichel was sent to Barbados for two weeks when we were chasing league titles and things and we saw pictures of him sunning himself in the papers." Not that he is prescribing such a trip for Gordon. "We have a very nice seafront here in Sunderland," said Keane. "Craig will be fine here - as long as he doesn't go out to sea in a canoe." |
:lol1: :lol1: Good one, Sting
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Originally Posted by SiPie
(Post 7468087)
Preferred the The Two Ronnies tale 'news flash' that a ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying purple paint had collieded leaving the crew marooned..... :lol1: ....
....but then I was probably around 10 at the time :lol1: :thumb: |
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