Stupid people
15 October 2007, 10:36 PM
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Stupid people
n Honour of Stupid People . . .
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer -- 'Do not use while sleeping.'
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos -- 'You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.'
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap -- 'Directions: Use like regular soap.'
(And that would be???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- 'Serving suggestion: Defrost.'
(But, it's just a suggestion.)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- 'Do not turn upside down.'
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- 'Product will be hot after heating.'
(...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- 'Do not iron clothes on body.'
(But wouldn't this save me time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- 'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.'
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- 'Warning: May cause drowsiness.'
(...I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- 'For indoor or outdoor use only.'
(As opposed to what?)
okay, okay I am a bit bored today
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer -- 'Do not use while sleeping.'
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos -- 'You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.'
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap -- 'Directions: Use like regular soap.'
(And that would be???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- 'Serving suggestion: Defrost.'
(But, it's just a suggestion.)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- 'Do not turn upside down.'
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- 'Product will be hot after heating.'
(...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- 'Do not iron clothes on body.'
(But wouldn't this save me time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- 'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.'
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- 'Warning: May cause drowsiness.'
(...I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- 'For indoor or outdoor use only.'
(As opposed to what?)
okay, okay I am a bit bored today
15 October 2007, 10:50 PM
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15 October 2007, 11:12 PM
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hahaha gotta love how stupid some people must be. As pointed out on one of my Lee Evans DVD's .....
oooh i'm parched!!
(after trying to eat a bag of silicon crystals)
oooh i'm parched!!
(after trying to eat a bag of silicon crystals)
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If I could find the person that adds smart little remarks in brackets in spam mails after things that are quite amusing enough without thier vapid blindingly obvious comment, I would stab them in the face with a rusty spoon.
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