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Old 19 December 2006, 11:47 PM
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I am a lesbian trapped in a mans body. No, really, I am so stop laughing.

I have only ever been attracted to women in dungerees and really hairy armpits but as a man all my friends ridicule me and so I realised that I am actually a lesbian trapped in a mans body. I watch the L Word every week, took in every episode of Sex and the City and boy could I give that Kim Cattrall one even though she is old.

That and Queer Eye for a Straight Guy.

Not really sure what advice I am after but I am jealous that everyone else is getting all the attention.

Spooky....wishing he was in Scully's pants right now.
Old 19 December 2006, 11:51 PM
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send a PM to 'Big Gay Jay'

you need to talk/meet
Old 19 December 2006, 11:52 PM
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You can shoot yourself as well
Old 19 December 2006, 11:53 PM
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Pete?
Old 20 December 2006, 12:03 AM
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Originally Posted by LUCKO
send a PM to 'Big Gay Jay'

you need to talk/meet
But he likes blokes. I am a bloke who feels like a woman trapped in a mans body who likes women. What would I want with a gay bloke my dear?

And, Pete?

My name is Luke
Old 20 December 2006, 12:10 AM
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a xmas present for yourself?

Old 20 December 2006, 12:15 AM
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I'm a woman, trapped in a womans body needing a man - dont see any support groups for me*










* Im pissed yet already I know I am going to regret this Merry Christmas all
Old 20 December 2006, 12:19 AM
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Originally Posted by brumdaisy
I'm a woman, trapped in a womans body needing a man - dont see any support groups for me*










* Im pissed yet already I know I am going to regret this Merry Christmas all
I can help
Old 20 December 2006, 12:20 AM
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this has the potential to be 'thread of the year'

I could do with photo's of girls you find attractive to fully understand your situation. You never know, it could be your mates that are weird!! Saying that, hairy armpits on a girl ain't my thing!

Pics i say!!!


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Old 20 December 2006, 12:24 AM
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Originally Posted by X30NGO

Pics i say!!!


bongo
Here's a nice pic, he's

Old 20 December 2006, 12:25 AM
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Originally Posted by sti-04!!
I can help
but you're about 12 arent you
Old 20 December 2006, 12:25 AM
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Does that help?
Old 20 December 2006, 12:27 AM
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Originally Posted by brumdaisy
but you're about 12 arent you
At the last count i am sure it was 27
Old 20 December 2006, 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Spooky Mulder


Does that help?

i wouldn't chuck her out of bed, even is she is a bit ginger!!

we're all lesbians mate!
Old 20 December 2006, 12:33 AM
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Originally Posted by sti-04!!
At the last count i am sure it was 27

hmmmm young flesh.... I'll think about it
Old 20 December 2006, 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted by brumdaisy
hmmmm young flesh.... I'll think about it
Dont think about it too long .... i might get bored & move onto someone else
Old 20 December 2006, 11:11 AM
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A <cough> friend of mine once at a BJ from his drunken lesbian friend, what does that make me <cough cough> him ?? (apart from happy of course).

Windyboy
Old 20 December 2006, 11:15 AM
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Have a word with Jeremy Clarkson - he understands these kind of things......
Old 20 December 2006, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by windyboy
A <cough> friend of mine once at a BJ from his drunken lesbian friend, what does that make me <cough cough> him ?? (apart from happy of course).

Windyboy
A failure; unless shes turned and is now your biatch?

Old 20 December 2006, 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by brumdaisy
I'm a woman, trapped in a womans body needing a man - dont see any support groups for me*










* Im pissed yet already I know I am going to regret this Merry Christmas all
After all that helpful advice too!

Les
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