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Old 19 December 2006, 10:00 AM
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Question Have any blokes on here with a beer gut got it without drinking much beer?

As per title really. Can you get a beer gut without being a beer monster?
Old 19 December 2006, 10:02 AM
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Nice and slim here but there was a stage I picked up a gut, the majority of it came from drinking water though. doing about 4 litres a day and I piled the weight on. Stopped drinking it and drinking as much lager as ever and lost the weight again
Old 19 December 2006, 10:03 AM
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its just the area us guys put the weight on, so if your metabalism slows down with age etc then thats where you will gain a few pounds! it has nothing to do with drinking beer!
Old 19 December 2006, 10:03 AM
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High carb foods combined with no exercise and a slow metabolism can do this. Some people still retain fairly normal sized legs and arms giving the impression of a 'beer' belly.

It is mainly bread and rice soaking up and retaining fluids and is very easy to get rid of by changing to a high protein diet, no bread, rice or potatoes and a good bit of cardio exercise.
Old 19 December 2006, 10:06 AM
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Do all those Ethiopians drink beer then?

I think it's more to do with the individual. Some are susceptible to developing a paunch - I have, and I don't drink gallons. Though in my case it isn't helped by my late night meals of baltis and kebabs!

Starting to develop one are you Tel?
Old 19 December 2006, 10:08 AM
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Nope


It's not just the usual middle age spread i'm talking about - it's the "pregnant" look that some blokes must assume make them look highly desirable. Surely that's a result of too much propping up of the bar?
Old 19 December 2006, 10:09 AM
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Have some water retention, which i suppose is from drinking beer

Easily lost after i've enjoyed myself over Xmas

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Old 19 December 2006, 10:09 AM
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Whats with the muppets day out? are we having an excursion in here or something? Bunch of losers, head of back to your playground!!!!
Old 19 December 2006, 10:10 AM
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the one thing i always wonder is how those guys let it happen, and the worse still leave it like that as if they like it?????????
Old 19 December 2006, 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted by RMA26
Have some water retention, which i suppose is from drinking beer

Easily lost after i've enjoyed myself over Xmas
Some? You having a laugh fatty
Old 19 December 2006, 10:11 AM
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Whilst I do enjoy the occasional grolsch I have got myself a little tummy, but I blame it on the fact that to a knackered knee has stopped me from playing the sports I used to play (regular tennis, golf etc). I even struggle on walks of more than a mile unless it's heavily strapped up.

Operation number 5 in the new year should sort it
Old 19 December 2006, 10:12 AM
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I have a pizza gut
God knows what it would be like if I washed the pizza down with beer
Old 19 December 2006, 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
Some? You having a laugh fatty


Just cause you look like an annorexic chicken
Old 19 December 2006, 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted by the_keyboard_warrior
Whats with the muppets day out? are we having an excursion in here or something? Bunch of losers, head of back to your playground!!!!
Youre a ****e troll. Try harder or **** off.
Old 19 December 2006, 10:29 AM
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Who is trying to be a troll? I'm still good enough to get replies from braindead SN users like yourself ********
Old 19 December 2006, 10:39 AM
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yes it come after giving up smoking
Old 19 December 2006, 10:42 AM
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do you mean like this
Old 19 December 2006, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
Nope


It's not just the usual middle age spread i'm talking about - it's the "pregnant" look that some blokes must assume make them look highly desirable. Surely that's a result of too much propping up of the bar?
Nope, its the result of being a lazy ******.
Old 19 December 2006, 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted by gotmashed
yes it come after giving up smoking

You replaced smoking with beer or too much food though?
Old 19 December 2006, 10:58 AM
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non of above it just grew lol but its on the way back down now
Old 19 December 2006, 11:06 AM
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Used to be a professional cagefighter and Thai kick boxer, since I've stopped that it's been hard to keep the weight down. Need to watch the carbs,

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Old 19 December 2006, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by KiwiGTI
Used to be a professional cagefigher and Thai kick boxer, since I've stopped that it's been hard to keep the weight down. Need to watch the carbs,
You stopped cagefighting and Thai boxing to be a DJ by any chance?
Old 19 December 2006, 11:44 AM
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Interesting question coming from you Tel, you know more about this stuff than all these fellas that have replied put together! Or are you trying to decided wether to 'grow' one of these bellies to make you more attractive to women/men?!
Old 19 December 2006, 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by POC
Interesting question coming from you Tel, you know more about this stuff than all these fellas that have replied put together! Or are you trying to decided wether to 'grow' one of these bellies to make you more attractive to women/men?!
Russian women and Filipinos love a pot belly on a man.
Old 19 December 2006, 11:47 AM
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Yeah that's true POC, it's just i've always wondered whether it's just too many calories full stop or whether beer calories had a stronger effect in producing the nine months pregnant look.
Old 19 December 2006, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
Yeah that's true POC, it's just i've always wondered whether it's just too many calories full stop or whether beer calories had a stronger effect in producing the nine months pregnant look.
Your Pregnant?
Old 19 December 2006, 12:03 PM
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Well you have tried giving him a bit of a ******* going off your other posts
Old 19 December 2006, 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
Well you have tried giving him a bit of a ******* going off your other posts


Looks like someone beat me to it? Karl maybe?

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Old 19 December 2006, 12:24 PM
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what a great thread, if i want a bear bellied monster i know where to look

on a serious not, where do women get their beer bellies? do they get them below the waistband on jeans as opposed to men that seem to grow them above the waist? some men can look really slim from behind than when they turn round they look huge, whereas women with a big gut just look fat

i think my post makes sense
Old 19 December 2006, 12:27 PM
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