Complicated - but advice welcome
 

I am a lesbian trapped in a mans body. No, really, I am so stop laughing.

I have only ever been attracted to women in dungerees and really hairy armpits but as a man all my friends ridicule me and so I realised that I am actually a lesbian trapped in a mans body. I watch the L Word every week, took in every episode of Sex and the City and boy could I give that Kim Cattrall one even though she is old.

That and Queer Eye for a Straight Guy.

Not really sure what advice I am after but I am jealous that everyone else is getting all the attention.

Spooky....wishing he was in Scully's pants right now.

send a PM to 'Big Gay Jay'

you need to talk/meet :freak3:

You can shoot yourself as well :D

Pete?

But he likes blokes. I am a bloke who feels like a woman trapped in a mans body who likes women. What would I want with a gay bloke my dear?

And, Pete?

My name is Luke :)

:wonder:

http://www.corpseclothing.com/designs/1159d.jpg

a xmas present for yourself?

:thumb:

I'm a woman, trapped in a womans body needing a man - dont see any support groups for me*:mad:










* Im pissed yet already I know I am going to regret this :o Merry Christmas all :D

I can help :norty:

this has the potential to be 'thread of the year'

I could do with photo's of girls you find attractive to fully understand your situation. You never know, it could be your mates that are weird!! Saying that, hairy armpits on a girl ain't my thing!

Pics i say!!!


bongo

Here's a nice pic, he's :norty:

http://www.vandellacostumes.com/images/malebb.jpg

but you're about 12 arent you ;)

http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/IGS/IGS017/IS900-523.jpg

Does that help?

At the last count i am sure it was 27 ;) :D

i wouldn't chuck her out of bed, even is she is a bit ginger!!

we're all lesbians mate!

hmmmm young flesh.... I'll think about it :thumb:

Dont think about it too long .... i might get bored & move onto someone else :norty:

A <cough> friend of mine once at a BJ from his drunken lesbian friend, what does that make me <cough cough> him ?? (apart from happy of course).

Windyboy

Have a word with Jeremy Clarkson - he understands these kind of things......

A failure; unless shes turned and is now your biatch?

:)

After all that helpful advice too!

Les :D