DCI Gene Hunt

Can you keep the smelly cluckers in your back garden without permission from some council jobsworth?

Next door has just put up a feckin chicken run! and theres about a dozen little cluckers crapping their hearts out at the moment! bet that'll smell nice soon

And I most certainly DONT feel like chicken tonight

Dracoro

Calm down Margo

davegtt

Open a KFC?

Karl 227

Oooh, you wait until they get a big **** off noisy up at the crack of sparrow fart, Cockrell, then it's time to call in Mr. .22 I had a big **** off noisy up at the crack of sparrow fart Cockrell next door to me at our last house, it took me a good three months until I realised that all I needed to do was lift the fence around them a little at night time, okay so I had to do it three times until the neighbours gave up keeping chickens but we had the fattest, happiest foxes in the neighbourhood for quite some time

LC Geezer

If they've got chickens, then you can sure that a plague of rats will soon follow.

DCI Gene Hunt

*Yipee for me* .................


Googles Ninja outfits...... cheers Karl

alcazar

iTrader: (2)

Depending where you live, they may be a local ordinance (??) that prevents them doing what they have done, so to speak.

Give your local council a ring. I'd be inclined to give someone else's name too

Failing that, it's Mr .22 or Mr Ninja

Bateman

Margo and Gerry

wont be long before the foxes get them

SwissTony

iTrader: (19)

well lets hope the chickens dont learn to drive a JCB or you will be well buggered

SJ_Skyline

The chickens are coming to get you Hunt!

DCI Gene Hunt

That's great! a sleepness night ahead now dreaming of killer cage-fighting chickens

Lee247

Next thing you know, DCI

Brendan Hughes

But you'd said you really hoped for some hot chicks next door?

Leslie

If you play your cards right you might get some decent eggs!

Les