who is going on the p1ss tonight?
02 December 2006, 05:59 PM
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who is going on the p1ss tonight?
Weather was so bad yesterday postponed the weekly binge drink
tonight off out on the town with mrs shrek of all people
what would you like to drink mrs shrek?
double vodka and coke please
no problemo (grrrrrrrrrrr)
mrs shrek goes off to find us a table
to the bartender.......any doubles on offer tonight
nope
can i have a single vodka with coke please filled up to the top
Lord Shrek......what was that barman......3.50 for a fukin pint?....why not bend me over and pull my trousers down
tonight off out on the town with mrs shrek of all people
what would you like to drink mrs shrek?
double vodka and coke please
no problemo (grrrrrrrrrrr)
mrs shrek goes off to find us a table
to the bartender.......any doubles on offer tonight
nope
can i have a single vodka with coke please filled up to the top
Lord Shrek......what was that barman......3.50 for a fukin pint?....why not bend me over and pull my trousers down
02 December 2006, 06:10 PM
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I took my missus out for a drink last night, while I was at the bar some bloke tried it on 
When I got back to the table, she says " that bloke over there just said he'd like to tip me upside down, fill my fanny with stella, and sup the lot!!
........go and batter him chips!! "
I looked at this bloke, he was a fcukin pipsqueak!
I turned to the missus, she says "what you gonna do about it? "
"Nothing" I says. "If you think for one minute I'm tackling a bloke that can drink 26 pints of lager in one hit, you can FORGET IT
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First discoved on a cave wall, just outside of Toulouse/france; circa 1746.
When I got back to the table, she says " that bloke over there just said he'd like to tip me upside down, fill my fanny with stella, and sup the lot!!
........go and batter him chips!! "I looked at this bloke, he was a fcukin pipsqueak!
I turned to the missus, she says "what you gonna do about it?
""Nothing" I says. "If you think for one minute I'm tackling a bloke that can drink 26 pints of lager in one hit, you can FORGET IT
"First discoved on a cave wall, just outside of Toulouse/france; circa 1746.
02 December 2006, 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Lord Shrek
Lord Shrek..........why not bend me over and pull my trousers down
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02 December 2006, 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by GC8
Usual Saturday night for you then fella?
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Lord Shrek......my rear passage has a no entry sign excluding MILFs tongues
02 December 2006, 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
Lord Shrek......excuse me......3.80 for a bottle of smirnoff ice?......id rather pay to suck jimmy krankie's bush
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02 December 2006, 07:20 PM
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Is there a poll somewhere here or am I on the wrong day 
Please ignore this..I'm on the wrong planet.......
Please ignore this..I'm on the wrong planet.......
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02 December 2006, 07:57 PM
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pisshead is now going out on the riot
heres hoping i dont bump into jimmy krankie
Lord Shrek......if you go out with your missus make sure you have your action man 'eagle eyes' to avoid getting hit when your ***** periscope is up to depth
heres hoping i dont bump into jimmy krankie
Lord Shrek......if you go out with your missus make sure you have your action man 'eagle eyes' to avoid getting hit when your ***** periscope is up to depth
02 December 2006, 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
Smart ar$e If I was blonde I would have been having one of those moments..as it was, I was trying to rep someone and got confused with the *do I approve* stuff
I thought it was a poll
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