who is going on the p1ss tonight?
 

Weather was so bad yesterday postponed the weekly binge drink

tonight off out on the town with mrs shrek of all people

what would you like to drink mrs shrek?

double vodka and coke please

no problemo (grrrrrrrrrrr)

mrs shrek goes off to find us a table

to the bartender.......any doubles on offer tonight

nope

can i have a single vodka with coke please filled up to the top :thumb:

Lord Shrek......what was that barman......3.50 for a fukin pint?....why not bend me over and pull my trousers down:thumb:

I took my missus out for a drink last night, while I was at the bar some bloke tried it on :mad:

When I got back to the table, she says " that bloke over there just said he'd like to tip me upside down, fill my fanny with stella, and sup the lot!!:eek: ........go and batter him chips!! :mad: "


I looked at this bloke, he was a fcukin pipsqueak! :lol1:


I turned to the missus, she says "what you gonna do about it? :mad: "


"Nothing" I says. "If you think for one minute I'm tackling a bloke that can drink 26 pints of lager in one hit, you can FORGET IT :nono: "

















First discoved on a cave wall, just outside of Toulouse/france; circa 1746.

bloody hell everyone must be watching the x-factor

Lord Shrek......if i see the mcdonalds in the pub tonight ill chin em both :thumb:

Usual Saturday night for you then fella? :thumb:

Simon :)

the clever cut and paste turns me into anal andy

Lord Shrek......my rear passage has a no entry sign excluding MILFs tongues :thumb:

:lol1:


http://www.dorm.org/~andy/reddwarf/picts/rimmer/ace.jpg

was that 1 of smegheads lines?

Lord Shrek......excuse me......3.80 for a bottle of smirnoff ice?......id rather pay to suck jimmy krankie's bush :thumb:

;)

no, but the milf tongue comment needed an ACE Rimmer piccie ;)

Is there a poll somewhere here or am I on the wrong day :wonder:




Please ignore this..I'm on the wrong planet.......

here :)

your sharp today ;)

quality !!

piss head logic at its best lol

pisshead is now going out on the riot

heres hoping i dont bump into jimmy krankie

Lord Shrek......if you go out with your missus make sure you have your action man 'eagle eyes' to avoid getting hit when your pussy periscope is up to depth :thumb:

:lol1: Smart ar$e :lol1:

If I was blonde I would have been having one of those moments..as it was, I was trying to rep someone and got confused with the *do I approve* stuff :wonder:

I thought it was a poll :cuckoo: