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Old 29 November 2006, 08:52 AM
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Default How much would you pay to see Jan Leeming naked ?!

Yes, on "I'm on non Entity" last night, 60+ Jan Leeming said she'sd be prepared to strip for Playboy if she was paid £250,000 !

So how much would you pay to see her bits, poonanny 'n' all ?
Old 29 November 2006, 08:56 AM
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Er, I'd pay her to keep her clothes on.
Old 29 November 2006, 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Scooby Snacks 23
Er, I'd pay her to keep her clothes on.



very well said ... totally agree


Old 29 November 2006, 09:10 AM
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Me too
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Granny ****!
Old 29 November 2006, 09:26 AM
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I think the more important question is....

How much would you pay to see Myleen take another shower?

Old 29 November 2006, 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Hanley
I think the more important question is....

How much would you pay to see Myleen take another shower?

Naked
Old 29 November 2006, 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Scooby Snacks 23
Er, I'd pay her to keep her clothes on.
I'll go halves with you !!!
Old 29 November 2006, 09:32 AM
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Look, she was hot in the 20's: http://www.giw44.dial.pipex.com/noun...e022%20(2).jpg

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*shudder*
Old 29 November 2006, 09:36 AM
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she was ok (a LONG time ago), but now I would imagine (although not out of choice) her fangina looks a bit like a dusty cheese toastie being opened up........


Think I'll pass....

Dan
Old 29 November 2006, 09:44 AM
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Originally Posted by ScoobyDoo555
she was ok (a LONG time ago), but now I would imagine (although not out of choice) her fangina looks a bit like a dusty cheese toastie being opened up........


Think I'll pass....

Dan
I have actually just got a bit of sick in my mouth
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What, the 1920's ???
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Originally Posted by andythejock01wrx
Yes, on "I'm on non Entity" last night, 60+ Jan Leeming said she'sd be prepared to strip for Playboy if she was paid £250,000 !

So how much would you pay to see her bits, poonanny 'n' all ?

I'd love to see that, and I'd even buy the DVD



DJ Vinyl Ritchie......... I can't wait to bash the totem pole over Jan Leeming......,Hey I might even do it on my new linoleum floor
Old 29 November 2006, 12:40 PM
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Dusty Cheese sandwich being opened up?

Imagine the hopeful look in her eyes as you peeled it open ?

Bleeeurgh.
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pmsl!!!

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Old 29 November 2006, 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Hanley
I think the more important question is....

How much would you pay to see Myleen take another shower?

Now surely if all the blokes on Snet get together ..............
Old 29 November 2006, 01:26 PM
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a MILF is a MILF

a GILF is a GILF

lets face it most of our wives will look like an ugly lesbian version of when we get to 60.....too many KFC bargain buckets for the fat heffer

if my wife looked like jan at 60+ i could still get wood

Lord Shrek.......no i dont want to pay good dollar for the stolen home movie tape of jimmy krankie taking a dump
Old 29 November 2006, 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by ScoobyDoo555
she was ok (a LONG time ago), but now I would imagine (although not out of choice) her fangina looks a bit like a dusty cheese toastie being opened up........


Think I'll pass....

Dan
FPMSL
Old 29 November 2006, 01:56 PM
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Not sure what it would look like, but it would probably want ironing
Old 29 November 2006, 02:15 PM
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Someone should start a justgiving page for her to keep her clothes on. All of them, including a balaclava.
Old 29 November 2006, 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Lord Shrek
a MILF is a MILF

a GILF is a GILF

Errr - GILF: Girl I'd ..............

or Granny I'd ................?

Lord Shrek was that you in the 'granny' video clip have on my phone?



Opps have i given the game away - Granny p**n, can't beat it, (just off to it)
Old 29 November 2006, 04:30 PM
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Old 29 November 2006, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by NeilDown&PhilMee
Errr - GILF: Girl I'd ..............

or Granny I'd ................?

Lord Shrek was that you in the 'granny' video clip have on my phone?



Opps have i given the game away - Granny p**n, can't beat it, (just off to it)
you obviously dont watch your american pie with steve stifler....granny man granny

i used to go to be a roxy regular on grab a granny night in sheffield so it could have been me with my head between some old hags stinking loins

if granny **** is your thang then google for 'century sex'

Lord Shrek.....think i did smell my 65 yr old landlady's knickers when i was a lad
Old 29 November 2006, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Lord Shrek
you obviously dont watch your american pie with steve stifler....granny man granny

i used to go to be a roxy regular on grab a granny night in sheffield so it could have been me with my head between some old hags stinking loins

if granny **** is your thang then google for 'century sex'

Lord Shrek.....think i did smell my 65 yr old landlady's knickers when i was a lad
Lord Shrek, keeping it real, man! Many of us trolls do suffer from Oedipus Complex!

Top marks for honesty, my man!
Old 29 November 2006, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by DCI Lewis' Troll
Lord Shrek, keeping it real, man! Many of us trolls do suffer from Oedipus Complex!

Top marks for honesty, my man!
subconsciously fancying my mum or gran?????

Lord Shrek....have you seen my gran????
Old 29 November 2006, 07:44 PM
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Come on, pay to see Jan Leemings biff on a day when we have seen Britney Spears for free, Biff's all over the world have devalued to the point where most are worthless.
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