Moley

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.....is a complete joke.

I blew a boost pipe off this morning at the entrance to Gatwick Airport, and was unable to get it back on again.

Was stuck there for almost an hour, and in that time how many police vehicles/security vehicles drove past me????

NONE

So much for all the security measures in place.

RMA26

Must have been coffee & Donut time mate

davegtt

You think too much mate. Why the fek was you looking for security??? Dodgy

RMA26

Moley

iTrader: (9)

My mobile was dead, so was hoping for a nice chap to come to my rescue. Didn't want to just leave the car sitting there.

RMA26

So, let me get this right

You were out looking for men in uniform ?

davegtt

ahhh fair enough, I'll let you off then, you still sound dodgy though

Moley

iTrader: (9)

Not as dodgy as the car was sounding!!!

Had the MAF sensor off this weekend (aswell as the boost pipes), then first time i put my foot down there was a bang, awful misfire, and smoke out the back.

Was very glad it was only a pipe.

Moley

iTrader: (9)

Lol, not quite like that!!!

But many thanks to the taxi driver who stopped and lent me his tools so i could fix it.

Note to self....keep some tools in the car and mobile charged up!!!

RMA26

A first, a taxi driver stopping?

davegtt

Had almost the same probs on Sunday, car missfiring etc etc. Not good.

Moley

iTrader: (9)

I was just sitting there thinking it was the bottom end gone. Was a relieved to see it was just a pipe.

Was really good of the guy to stop, was just amazed to be sitting there for so long thinking 'police will be here in a minute'

Brendan Hughes

You should have revved it again to get a couple more misfires.

You'd have had half the Army round.

You wouldn't have been helped home, but you could buy a new car from the insurance claim after the old one was blown up.

Moley

iTrader: (9)

Only needed a screwdriver!!

Misfire idea is a good one!!!