Chubby Brown
28 August 2006, 10:40 PM
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Chubby Brown
I've been in Scarborough all weekend & happened to notice he was on there
Booked tickets & I can honestly say, I haven't laughed so hard for a long, long time
The old man's still got it!
Booked tickets & I can honestly say, I haven't laughed so hard for a long, long time
The old man's still got it!
28 August 2006, 10:47 PM
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People might not like him because of his humor but I must say I have seen him on TV and he has had me laughing
Also read in the paper how a young terminally ill lads family phoned Chubby to say how he like him... the guy sent him free tickets to his show, met him backstage, gave him loads of mementos and even sent a copy of his new DVD when it came out.. top guy
Also read in the paper how a young terminally ill lads family phoned Chubby to say how he like him... the guy sent him free tickets to his show, met him backstage, gave him loads of mementos and even sent a copy of his new DVD when it came out.. top guy
28 August 2006, 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted by little-ginge
People might not like him because of his humor but I must say I have seen him on TV and he has had me laughing
Also read in the paper how a young terminally ill lads family phoned Chubby to say how he like him... the guy sent him free tickets to his show, met him backstage, gave him loads of mementos and even sent a copy of his new DVD when it came out.. top guy
Also read in the paper how a young terminally ill lads family phoned Chubby to say how he like him... the guy sent him free tickets to his show, met him backstage, gave him loads of mementos and even sent a copy of his new DVD when it came out.. top guy
Some of the audience got a pounding, standing up & going for a ****.....
28 August 2006, 10:51 PM
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Was introduced to Chubby about 20 years ago ......... he and I have a lot in common:-
He's a Middlesbrough lad
He supports BORO
He lived not 1/2 mile from me
He's fat like me
He's ugly like me
and, he's funny like me
Oh, yes, and he takes the **** out of sad losers .... just like me
He would have fun here ...............
Pete
He's a Middlesbrough lad
He supports BORO
He lived not 1/2 mile from me
He's fat like me
He's ugly like me
and, he's funny like me
Oh, yes, and he takes the **** out of sad losers .... just like me
He would have fun here ...............
Pete
28 August 2006, 10:53 PM
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One bit that had me laughing hard.....
He was on about planes etc & on about bombers,
"you cant take anything on board with you now, Lip stick, Hair Spray, Blusher - WTF are these bombers, f'kin transvestites!!""
He was on about planes etc & on about bombers,
"you cant take anything on board with you now, Lip stick, Hair Spray, Blusher - WTF are these bombers, f'kin transvestites!!""
28 August 2006, 10:57 PM
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My Favourite:-
"My little lad came in from school and said to me, Dad - whats a ****?"
I gave him a good smack around the head, "You disgusting little ****, thats a rude word!"
"OK, Dad, but whats a ****?"
Come with me, I said as I dragged him by his ear up to the master bedroom where the fat heffer wife is laid stark bollock naked and asleep on the bed.
"See that hairy triangle between your mums upper thighs, son?"
"Yes, Dad" I'm still pulling on his ear!
"Well son", I said, "Thats a Fanny" ..............
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"Your Mothers the ****!!!!!!"
Bloody funny still!!!
Pete
"My little lad came in from school and said to me, Dad - whats a ****?"
I gave him a good smack around the head, "You disgusting little ****, thats a rude word!"
"OK, Dad, but whats a ****?"
Come with me, I said as I dragged him by his ear up to the master bedroom where the fat heffer wife is laid stark bollock naked and asleep on the bed.
"See that hairy triangle between your mums upper thighs, son?"
"Yes, Dad" I'm still pulling on his ear!
"Well son", I said, "Thats a Fanny" ..............
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"Your Mothers the ****!!!!!!"
Bloody funny still!!!
Pete
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28 August 2006, 11:47 PM
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Is Chubby still bangin' the boards?
He ought to be locked up. Bl00dy nearly killed me when I was given a pirate tape of his, prolly 20+ plus years ago, to lighten my drive home.
Had to stop before I crashed from laughing/crying
Fookin' funny guy
Richard.
He ought to be locked up. Bl00dy nearly killed me when I was given a pirate tape of his, prolly 20+ plus years ago, to lighten my drive home.
Had to stop before I crashed from laughing/crying
Fookin' funny guy Richard.
29 August 2006, 12:08 AM
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he's a grangetown lad
started in the local pubs in a band ,started filling in inbetween songs and went on from there
i was in the local post office once and he was in the que started putting on a bit of a show taking the **** out the staff ect had about 20 people pissing there pants including me
started in the local pubs in a band ,started filling in inbetween songs and went on from there
i was in the local post office once and he was in the que started putting on a bit of a show taking the **** out the staff ect had about 20 people pissing there pants including me
29 August 2006, 12:14 AM
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saw him in Blackpool about '97 or so.. was burstin for a **** right through the show but daren't move... he was rippin the **** out of anything that moved...
29 August 2006, 01:24 AM
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Originally Posted by RMA26
One bit that had me laughing hard.....
He was on about planes etc & on about bombers,
"you cant take anything on board with you now, Lip stick, Hair Spray, Blusher - WTF are these bombers, f'kin transvestites!!""
He was on about planes etc & on about bombers,
"you cant take anything on board with you now, Lip stick, Hair Spray, Blusher - WTF are these bombers, f'kin transvestites!!""
29 August 2006, 01:35 AM
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Another bit -
Woman in the audience got up
"F'kin hell love, I've got bigger **** than you, where you going? the toilet - make sure you dont get f'kin stuck, you ugly little ****"
Or when he said "I was out in Scarborough the other night, copper arrested me, i asked why? he said - well i'm not walking round this place on my own"
Did a rendition of Robert Palmer's "addicted to love" changed to "addicted to minge" oh how i laughed, more so than the striptease in all his glory at the end!
"I was sat in the harbour toilets the other day, noticed some writing above a small hole **if no paper, place finger in here and it will be licked clean** curiosity got the better of me and i did it, some f'ker hit my finger with a brick and i licked the bast**d clean"
Woman in the audience got up
"F'kin hell love, I've got bigger **** than you, where you going? the toilet - make sure you dont get f'kin stuck, you ugly little ****"
Or when he said "I was out in Scarborough the other night, copper arrested me, i asked why? he said - well i'm not walking round this place on my own"
Did a rendition of Robert Palmer's "addicted to love" changed to "addicted to minge" oh how i laughed, more so than the striptease in all his glory at the end!
"I was sat in the harbour toilets the other day, noticed some writing above a small hole **if no paper, place finger in here and it will be licked clean** curiosity got the better of me and i did it, some f'ker hit my finger with a brick and i licked the bast**d clean"
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29 August 2006, 02:38 PM
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Which bits of his quotes are meant to be funny?
He's a talentless ******* who makes cheap jibes at the expense of the ***** who pay to see him.
I imagine he hates every single fcukin' one of you and thinks of you as worms for him to tread on.
Nice one for playing upto it suckers.
He's a talentless ******* who makes cheap jibes at the expense of the ***** who pay to see him.
I imagine he hates every single fcukin' one of you and thinks of you as worms for him to tread on.
Nice one for playing upto it suckers.
29 August 2006, 03:42 PM
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Not funny anymore IMHO. Telling the same jokes now, as he did 10-15 years ago. Bet his opening words were "*********, ********* 123" while tapping the Microphone.
Had 2 of his video's and they were very similar. Never bothered buying anymore, as I know the punch lines before he's said it .............. again.
Had 2 of his video's and they were very similar. Never bothered buying anymore, as I know the punch lines before he's said it .............. again.
29 August 2006, 04:40 PM
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Nice one for playing upto it suckers.
29 August 2006, 05:36 PM
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There is a better comedian that does the Merrie England pub in Blackpool,seen him a few times now ,but can't remember his name
This guy is more to the bone than Chubbs and he is miles better.
Seen Chubbs a few times now but he is getting more predictable.
This guy is more to the bone than Chubbs and he is miles better.
Seen Chubbs a few times now but he is getting more predictable.
29 August 2006, 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Rabid
Which bits of his quotes are meant to be funny?
He's a talentless ******* who makes cheap jibes at the expense of the ***** who pay to see him.
I imagine he hates every single fcukin' one of you and thinks of you as worms for him to tread on.
Nice one for playing upto it suckers.
He's a talentless ******* who makes cheap jibes at the expense of the ***** who pay to see him.
I imagine he hates every single fcukin' one of you and thinks of you as worms for him to tread on.
Nice one for playing upto it suckers.
Change the record mate, you're getting predictable and boring.
29 August 2006, 05:53 PM
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I wasn't aware I had a reputation for slagging off talentless fat old comedians. However if someone posts saying how great they are I'll post another point of view.
If you don't like it feel free to ignore it.
If you don't like it feel free to ignore it.
29 August 2006, 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted by FlightMan
I was reading this thread when I though, "where's the Rabid post, slagging off Chubby Brown. And 'lo and behold here it is!
Change the record mate, you're getting predictable and boring.
Change the record mate, you're getting predictable and boring.
29 August 2006, 08:05 PM
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I'll mention it next time I see him he lives about 10 mins from me
he lives about 10 mins from mePete
29 August 2006, 08:28 PM
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have seen Chubs twice in Blackpool ( an no Rabid... i'm not being racist !!!
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Also had a full collection of all his videos...... they were some of the funniest stand up i've ever seen.
must admit tho... since he had his throat cancer and recovered.. his act just hasn't been the same.
he deffinately falls into the category of one of my all time fave comedians tho... he has an excellent outlook on life and puts it across in the funniest ways... and deep down, he is a truly genuine bloke who will help others if he can.
for Chubbs !!!!
)Also had a full collection of all his videos...... they were some of the funniest stand up i've ever seen.
must admit tho... since he had his throat cancer and recovered.. his act just hasn't been the same.
he deffinately falls into the category of one of my all time fave comedians tho... he has an excellent outlook on life and puts it across in the funniest ways... and deep down, he is a truly genuine bloke who will help others if he can.
for Chubbs !!!!
29 August 2006, 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
Come on Raid, you must like something ?
Not Chubby's biggest fan but I can see the appeal.
Not Chubby's biggest fan but I can see the appeal.
http://www.billhicks.com/
Probably over the heads of a lot of morons on here. Time to squeegee the third eye motherf*ckers.
29 August 2006, 09:46 PM
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It must be so frustrating looking down on the rest of humanity knowing that you are the only one with any intelligence, wit, style or taste.
Anyway, we are British and as such we like some right ****, it might be **** but at least its our **** !
Anyway, we are British and as such we like some right ****, it might be **** but at least its our **** !
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