Wanna know how your gonna dye
18 April 2006, 11:30 PM
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Wanna know how your gonna die
Wanna know how your gonna DIE
Here ya go if your brave enough
http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/
**** this is my death
While sitting in the passenger seat of a friend's car, a faulty airbag deploys, crushing your face.
just aswell i got no friends
Here ya go if your brave enough
http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/
**** this is my death
While sitting in the passenger seat of a friend's car, a faulty airbag deploys, crushing your face.
just aswell i got no friends
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18 April 2006, 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Julz1983
LMFAO
This is mine
After haggling over the price of meat, an enraged butcher whips you to death with a large beef tongue.
Highly likely, I'm sure.
This is mine
After haggling over the price of meat, an enraged butcher whips you to death with a large beef tongue.
Highly likely, I'm sure.
18 April 2006, 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by hedgehog
I'd rather know what colour I'm going to be before I actually find out the process, there are lots of colours I wouldn't want to be.
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18 April 2006, 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Julz1983
LMFAO
This is mine
[COLOR=#cccccc][B]After haggling over the price of meat, an enraged butcher whips you to death with a large beef tongue.
This is mine
[COLOR=#cccccc][B]After haggling over the price of meat, an enraged butcher whips you to death with a large beef tongue.
LMFAO!
I die in a gas explosion, I’m turning the heating off tonight then!
18 April 2006, 11:40 PM
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If it stops me shopping, my other half will be pleased..
A deranged homeless man climbs over the dividing wall of a department store dressing room and strangles you to death with a clothes hanger.
A deranged homeless man climbs over the dividing wall of a department store dressing room and strangles you to death with a clothes hanger.
18 April 2006, 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Julz1983
LMAO, you think that's bad, my hubby got the same one come up as I did, so it's going to be a double murder with a beef tongue.
Its like that saying!!
My tounge will be hurting when i like your beef curtain
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19 April 2006, 12:09 AM
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While visiting your favorite bookstore, you get caught in the middle of a violent melee between rival book clubs. Unable to escape the madness, you are beaten to death with a hardcover unabridged dictionary.
19 April 2006, 06:51 AM
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"Enraged by your accusations of incompetence, your cable installer beats you to death with his crimping tool."
Oddly enough, that's actually quite plausible - I haul up incompetent engineers and technicians pretty much on a daily basis, it's my job... spooky!
Oddly enough, that's actually quite plausible - I haul up incompetent engineers and technicians pretty much on a daily basis, it's my job... spooky!
19 April 2006, 07:14 AM
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Mine:
While you're having lunch at an outdoor cafe, a suicide bomber blows himself up next to you.
While you're having lunch at an outdoor cafe, a suicide bomber blows himself up next to you.
19 April 2006, 08:15 AM
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While walking up an escalator, your shoelace gets caught in the moving stairs, and you are dragged all the way to the top. You die from internal injuries.
Nice
Nice
19 April 2006, 08:15 AM
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And mine :
You are taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. When law enforcement refuses to meet the demands of the suspect, the suspect shoots you in the head to prove to the cops that he means business.
You are taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. When law enforcement refuses to meet the demands of the suspect, the suspect shoots you in the head to prove to the cops that he means business.
19 April 2006, 08:18 AM
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oh dear mine could come true
While driving down a dark country road at well over the speed limit, you hit a deer. Severely wounded and unable to move, you bleed to death in your car. Your dead body isn't discovered until the following morning.
my interior will be ruined
While driving down a dark country road at well over the speed limit, you hit a deer. Severely wounded and unable to move, you bleed to death in your car. Your dead body isn't discovered until the following morning.
my interior will be ruined
19 April 2006, 09:37 AM
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I was told this -
While you're driving on the freeway, a van in front of you swerves, and a ladder strapped to the top of the van comes loose. The ladder crashes through your windshield at high speed and crushes your face.
Sounds like a film!
While you're driving on the freeway, a van in front of you swerves, and a ladder strapped to the top of the van comes loose. The ladder crashes through your windshield at high speed and crushes your face.
Sounds like a film!
19 April 2006, 10:17 AM
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Mine came up as -
Prior to surgery, you are accidentally given a lethal dose of anesthesia and never wake up.
The irony being that under anesthetic, my blood won't clot properly (doesn't half cause some problems!!
)
Dan
Prior to surgery, you are accidentally given a lethal dose of anesthesia and never wake up.
The irony being that under anesthetic, my blood won't clot properly (doesn't half cause some problems!!
)Dan
19 April 2006, 10:24 AM
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Mine was
As you decide on a holiday on a farm in the country, you make the mistake of helping the farmer by feeding the chickens. The rooster takes a disliking to you and proceeds to fly at you with his claws out, puncturing your skin. Soon the others join in as they get a taste of your blood. Before long you lay dying on the ground being eaten to death by chickens.
I'm sticking to beach holidays!
As you decide on a holiday on a farm in the country, you make the mistake of helping the farmer by feeding the chickens. The rooster takes a disliking to you and proceeds to fly at you with his claws out, puncturing your skin. Soon the others join in as they get a taste of your blood. Before long you lay dying on the ground being eaten to death by chickens.
I'm sticking to beach holidays!
19 April 2006, 11:04 AM
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Enraged by your accusations of incompetence, your cable installer beats you to death with his crimping tool.
I'm surprised it hasn't already happened with the way I talk to Blueyonder!!
I'm surprised it hasn't already happened with the way I talk to Blueyonder!!
