Wanna know how your gonna die
 

Wanna know how your gonna DIE
Here ya go if your brave enough

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/

FCUK this is my death :eek2:

While sitting in the passenger seat of a friend's car, a faulty airbag deploys, crushing your face.

just aswell i got no friends :)

There is no mention of colour though!

I'd rather know what colour I'm going to be before I actually find out the process, there are lots of colours I wouldn't want to be.

LMFAO
This is mine

After haggling over the price of meat, an enraged butcher whips you to death with a large beef tongue. :lol1:

Highly likely, I'm sure.

pmsl :lol1:

colour :confused:

You put 'dye' instead of 'die'

I think you were looking for 'die' and not 'dye' :thumb:

:lol1: :lol1:

LMFAO! :lol:

I die in a gas explosion, I’m turning the heating off tonight then! :eek:

If it stops me shopping, my other half will be pleased..:lol1:

A deranged homeless man climbs over the dividing wall of a department store dressing room and strangles you to death with a clothes hanger.

LMAO, you think that's bad, my hubby got the same one come up as I did, so it's going to be a double murder with a beef tongue.

:lol1: :lol1:

Its like that saying!!
My tounge will be hurting when i like your beef curtain
:lol1: :lol1:

I put my name as Satan, and it said it only predicts the deaths of humans, not other deities :lol1:

While visiting your favorite bookstore, you get caught in the middle of a violent melee between rival book clubs. Unable to escape the madness, you are beaten to death with a hardcover unabridged dictionary.

the only way you will die is if fate is ready for you.












live life to the fullest whilst youve got it.

This is mine

''While on a pleasant nature walk, you are abducted and ceremoniously sacrificed by a satanic cult''

Damn!

"Enraged by your accusations of incompetence, your cable installer beats you to death with his crimping tool."

Oddly enough, that's actually quite plausible - I haul up incompetent engineers and technicians pretty much on a daily basis, it's my job... spooky! :eek:

Mine:

While you're having lunch at an outdoor cafe, a suicide bomber blows himself up next to you.

:eek:

While walking up an escalator, your shoelace gets caught in the moving stairs, and you are dragged all the way to the top. You die from internal injuries.

Nice

And mine :

You are taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. When law enforcement refuses to meet the demands of the suspect, the suspect shoots you in the head to prove to the cops that he means business.

oh dear mine could come true

While driving down a dark country road at well over the speed limit, you hit a deer. Severely wounded and unable to move, you bleed to death in your car. Your dead body isn't discovered until the following morning.

my interior will be ruined :lol1:

:lol1: :lol1: si your gonna get a cap in yo ass :lol1: :lol1:

David Beckham = Depressed with life in general, you blow your brains out with a shotgun.


:D

I was told this -

While you're driving on the freeway, a van in front of you swerves, and a ladder strapped to the top of the van comes loose. The ladder crashes through your windshield at high speed and crushes your face.

Sounds like a film!

Mine came up as:

Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by hanging yourself.

Straight to the point I suppose. :lol1:

Mine came up as -


Prior to surgery, you are accidentally given a lethal dose of anesthesia and never wake up.

The irony being that under anesthetic, my blood won't clot properly (doesn't half cause some problems!! :D)

Dan :D

Mine was

As you decide on a holiday on a farm in the country, you make the mistake of helping the farmer by feeding the chickens. The rooster takes a disliking to you and proceeds to fly at you with his claws out, puncturing your skin. Soon the others join in as they get a taste of your blood. Before long you lay dying on the ground being eaten to death by chickens.


I'm sticking to beach holidays!

Enraged by your accusations of incompetence, your cable installer beats you to death with his crimping tool.

I'm surprised it hasn't already happened with the way I talk to Blueyonder!! ;)

"An angry neighbor puts a letter bomb into your mailbox. While retreiving the mail, your hands are blown off, and you die from rapid blood loss. "

Perhaps waking the neighbours up with some classic Metallica is a bad idea afterall :eek: