kingofturds

iTrader: (1)

A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body.

JTaylor

That's ridiculous. Nobody haggles over beef any more

lawson101

While scarfing down dinner, a large chunk of your meal becomes enlodged in your throat, and you choke to death.

That may well happen, luckily im having soup for my lunch lol.

MJW

Hmm maybe ill get the sparky next door to fix my wall lights instead of having a go myself !

rossi_p

iTrader: (26)

A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body.

I'm questioning the probability of mine

kingofturds

iTrader: (1)

im gonna heve fun watching the missus go

A disgruntled sandwich shop employee puts a razor blade onto your sandwich. The razor deeply cuts your mouth and tongue numerous times, and you nervously choke to death on your own blood

scooby.2

Mine:-

Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

I dont like heights

New_scooby_04

iTrader: (4)

Oh Bollox!!

Cancel the trip to Alton Towers!!!!

"While on a roller coaster, the ride malfunctions, and you fall from the car to your death, several hundred feet below".

Ns04

scooby.2

Tried it out twice, just to confirm..

Same both times

New_scooby_04

iTrader: (4)

I used my middle name this time and got this

After a long night at the bar, you stop to get gas on your way home. As you're filling the tank, your drunk friend in the passenger seat throws a lit cigarette out the window, sparking a massive fire which engulfs both you and the car. You're quickly turned into a human charcoal briquette.

So I can't go on roller coasters, or visit petrol stations- which means no scooby- it's not my day!!!!

SwissTony

iTrader: (19)

yup got killed by my toaster..looks likely

got bored with that so tried the other banal tests..look how accurate the pregnacy tester is

i put in my name and look at the result

It's A Boy!

chris, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 7 lbs, 14 oz and have blonde hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.

SteveScooby

iTrader: (2)

Use the name Jesus:

"You were nailed to a cross. It looked painful!"

Abdabz

Holy Sheeeeeeet

While marching in a local parade, you trip and stumble over a pothole. You are immediately crushed under the wheels of a fire engine full of clowns.

M444GY

iTrader: (72)

feeling depressed you drive the wrong way down the motorway into oncomming traffic !!

sounds fun

SyHightower

iTrader: (1)

hahaha try Michael Jackson -

While walking, you drop your nose and trip on it. Your mostly-plastic body shatters into pieces.

ScoobywagonGl

After a long night at the bar, you stop to get gas on your way home. As you're filling the tank, your drunk friend in the passenger seat throws a lit cigarette out the window, sparking a massive fire which engulfs both you and the car. You're quickly turned into a human charcoal briquette.

scud8

iTrader: (1)

Mine was plausible 20 years ago.

While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.

This was my dad - hope I inherit the settlement!

While grocery shopping, a can of soup falls from above your head and strikes you in the face. You sue the grocery store, and upon hearing that you've won a large cash settlement, you suffer a massive heart attack and fall to the ground dead.

T4molie

While watching whales in a observation area of the aquarium, a suicidal maniac shoots the glass wall of the tank with a shotgun. Four million gallons of water quickly rush out of the tank and into the hallway, drowning you (and everyone else around).

Oh well <sighs>

The Zohan

"Killed in a drug deal gone bad" - How do they know so much about me in the first place

ReallyReallyGoodMeat

Bill Gates:

While eating dinner at home alone, you begin to choke. Unable to speak, you attempt to IM someone for help, but your computer bluescreens. You quickly choke to death.