JPL

If you shop at Tesco's, this may be useful to know. I am posting this
to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a
victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

This happened to me at Tesco's in Brooklands, Weybridge, and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as
you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your
windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling
out of their skimpy t-shirts.

It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip,
they say 'No thanks' and instead ask you for a ride to Sainsbury's. You
know you shouldn't but you agree and they get in the back seat. On the
way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over
into the front seat and performs sex on you, while the other one steals
your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again
on Saturday, and also yesterday.

You have been warned.

OllyK

Have this for your trouble

The Zohan

<sits back and waits for the sn sial patrol to post their 'oh so funny' sial pictures and comments>

................

OllyK

Too Slow!!

Now get this thread shifted!!

GrahamG

well, made me smile! NO SIAL for me! can't read every post!

fast bloke

Can you organise OllyK a "wannabe moderator" tag as well

scunnered

iTrader: (1)

You SIAL guys should get out more.

JPL posted this joke because he obviously hadn't heard it before. Just because you've heard it (or seen it on Scoobynet) doesn't mean everybody has.
Personally, I read all the jokes on here a nd a number of other BBS sites, and quite honestly most if not all are very old jokes. I can't remember the last time I read a joke that I haven't already heard years ago.

OllyK

That's not a role I want thank you.

OllyK

It's because I get out that I have heard "jokes" like this countless times. Those of you living under rocks like hermits should perhaps widen your circle of friends

Abdabz

I cant believe you fell for the same scam so many times

Scooby Snacks 23

Sorry, it may be a SIAL but I have just laughed at loud and everyone at work is looking at me funny D)

The Zohan

One persons sial is anothers first view of stuff, it depends on just how much time you put into SN i suppose, i sometimes get out for an hour or two a week and talk to people

GrahamG

the last time i tried that... got scared and came back!!

fast bloke

talk to people? - you mean there are people out there

wwp8

SIAL from another site,

but he said its in meadowhall,

gee made me waited until 8pm

scoobydooooo

what if you shop at sainsburys ??will the same thing happen ?

JPL

Join date Feb 2005, posts 7,190
Err, that's about 20 posts per day!!

Touche!

RedFive

Some people can type with more than one finger.