Made me laugh out loud.
#1
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Talk to the hand....
Posts: 13,331
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
![Thumbs up](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/icons/icon14.gif)
Picture the scene – main road into town, long line of traffic which is being held up by ‘White Van Man’ waiting to perform an illegal right turn - which is clearly signposted as such.
Being thick, what he failed to realise was that behind him in the queue there was a police traffic patrol car - lol. As soon as he made his move on go the blues and twos, and…. busted!!
Oh, how I laughed as I drove past the scene. Made my day.
UB
Being thick, what he failed to realise was that behind him in the queue there was a police traffic patrol car - lol. As soon as he made his move on go the blues and twos, and…. busted!!
![Thumb](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/thumb.gif)
Oh, how I laughed as I drove past the scene. Made my day.
UB
![Big Grin](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
#3
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: 3 Fairy Tokens !! Given to me by the sweet A&E
Posts: 620
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
![Default](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/icons/icon1.gif)
UB - Tell the truth, what you actually mean is that you watched it happen outside your bedroom window, while you were sitting plucking the chicken & surfing non stop on S'Net & licking the windows for fun. ![Big Grin](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
I usually only deal in fact
![Big Grin](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
I usually only deal in fact
![Big Grin](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
#4
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (2)
![Default](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Originally Posted by john sugar
UB - Tell the truth, what you actually mean is that you watched it happen outside your bedroom window, while you were sitting plucking the chicken & surfing non stop on S'Net & licking the windows for fun. ![Big Grin](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
I usually only deal in fact![Big Grin](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
![Big Grin](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
I usually only deal in fact
![Big Grin](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
![Confused](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/confused.gif)
Pity the poor sucker, white van man was going to work for. He'll get the fine added to his bill.
![Big Grin](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
Alcazar
#10
Scooby Regular
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Location: Location.
Posts: 3,439
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
![Default](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Originally Posted by unclebuck
Picture the scene – main road into town, long line of traffic which is being held up by ‘White Van Man’ waiting to perform an illegal right turn - which is clearly signposted as such.
Being thick, what he failed to realise was that behind him in the queue there was a police traffic patrol car - lol. As soon as he made his move on go the blues and twos, and…. busted!!
Oh, how I laughed as I drove past the scene. Made my day.
UB![Big Grin](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
Being thick, what he failed to realise was that behind him in the queue there was a police traffic patrol car - lol. As soon as he made his move on go the blues and twos, and…. busted!!
![Thumb](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/thumb.gif)
Oh, how I laughed as I drove past the scene. Made my day.
UB
![Big Grin](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
"Again, can you explain why you think that is cause for celebration?"
![Big Grin](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
#11
![Default](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Why do desk jockeys get annoyed with WVM? Is it a jealousy thing???
Being stuck behind the same desk, looking at the same ugly ****** everyday must get a bit boring I suppose.
Also, I thought when PC Plod nicked anyone to do with a driving offence, he got hung, drawn and quartered by most? Appears to have been over looked this time though.....
Simple things, pleasing simple minds
![Confused](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/confused.gif)
Also, I thought when PC Plod nicked anyone to do with a driving offence, he got hung, drawn and quartered by most? Appears to have been over looked this time though.....
Simple things, pleasing simple minds
![Stick Out Tongue](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif)
#12
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Talk to the hand....
Posts: 13,331
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
![Talking](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/icons/icon10.gif)
Originally Posted by ben44
Is it a jealousy thing??? ![Confused](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/confused.gif)
![Confused](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/confused.gif)
![Iamwithstupid](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/iamwithstupid.gif)
Jealous of some loser with the brain power of a small mollusc who is too stupid to look over his shoulder before breaking the law. Now that is funny...
![Lol1](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/lol1.gif)
#13
![Default](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/icons/icon1.gif)
Originally Posted by unclebuck
![Iamwithstupid](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/iamwithstupid.gif)
Jealous of some loser with the brain power of a small mollusc who is too stupid to look over his shoulder before breaking the law. Now that is funny...
![Lol1](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/lol1.gif)
![Wink](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/wink.gif)
![Lol1](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/lol1.gif)
#14
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Talk to the hand....
Posts: 13,331
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
![Thumbs up](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/icons/icon14.gif)
Originally Posted by ben44
fair point
I suppose laughing at BMW drivers that have been nicked is pretty similar ![Lol1](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/lol1.gif)
![Wink](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/wink.gif)
![Lol1](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/lol1.gif)
![Wink](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/wink.gif)
![Big Grin](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
#15
![Default](https://www.scoobynet.com/images/icons/icon1.gif)
That chap who likes make up couldn't resist it UB!
I just laugh back when I am sitting in my very classy M3. Can't be bothered to worry about it!
Les
I just laugh back when I am sitting in my very classy M3. Can't be bothered to worry about it!
Les
Last edited by Leslie; 20 January 2006 at 01:19 PM.
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post