Made me laugh out loud.
19 January 2006, 03:05 PM
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Made me laugh out loud.
Picture the scene – main road into town, long line of traffic which is being held up by ‘White Van Man’ waiting to perform an illegal right turn - which is clearly signposted as such.
Being thick, what he failed to realise was that behind him in the queue there was a police traffic patrol car - lol. As soon as he made his move on go the blues and twos, and…. busted!!
Oh, how I laughed as I drove past the scene. Made my day.
UB
Being thick, what he failed to realise was that behind him in the queue there was a police traffic patrol car - lol. As soon as he made his move on go the blues and twos, and…. busted!!
Oh, how I laughed as I drove past the scene. Made my day.
UB
19 January 2006, 03:54 PM
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UB - Tell the truth, what you actually mean is that you watched it happen outside your bedroom window, while you were sitting plucking the chicken & surfing non stop on S'Net & licking the windows for fun.
I usually only deal in fact
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19 January 2006, 04:28 PM
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UB - Tell the truth, what you actually mean is that you watched it happen outside your bedroom window, while you were sitting plucking the chicken & surfing non stop on S'Net & licking the windows for fun.
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I usually only deal in fact
Pity the poor sucker, white van man was going to work for. He'll get the fine added to his bill.
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19 January 2006, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by rik1471
Can't add the points to his bill though 
19 January 2006, 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted by unclebuck
Picture the scene – main road into town, long line of traffic which is being held up by ‘White Van Man’ waiting to perform an illegal right turn - which is clearly signposted as such.
Being thick, what he failed to realise was that behind him in the queue there was a police traffic patrol car - lol. As soon as he made his move on go the blues and twos, and…. busted!!
Oh, how I laughed as I drove past the scene. Made my day.
UB
Being thick, what he failed to realise was that behind him in the queue there was a police traffic patrol car - lol. As soon as he made his move on go the blues and twos, and…. busted!!
Oh, how I laughed as I drove past the scene. Made my day.
UB
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19 January 2006, 07:35 PM
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Why do desk jockeys get annoyed with WVM? Is it a jealousy thing??? Being stuck behind the same desk, looking at the same ugly ****** everyday must get a bit boring I suppose.
Also, I thought when PC Plod nicked anyone to do with a driving offence, he got hung, drawn and quartered by most? Appears to have been over looked this time though.....
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Being stuck behind the same desk, looking at the same ugly ****** everyday must get a bit boring I suppose. Also, I thought when PC Plod nicked anyone to do with a driving offence, he got hung, drawn and quartered by most? Appears to have been over looked this time though.....
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19 January 2006, 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by ben44
Is it a jealousy thing???
Jealous of some loser with the brain power of a small mollusc who is too stupid to look over his shoulder before breaking the law. Now that is funny...
19 January 2006, 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by unclebuck
Jealous of some loser with the brain power of a small mollusc who is too stupid to look over his shoulder before breaking the law. Now that is funny...
I suppose laughing at BMW drivers that have been nicked is pretty similar
19 January 2006, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by ben44
fair point I suppose laughing at BMW drivers that have been nicked is pretty similar
I suppose laughing at BMW drivers that have been nicked is pretty similar And I never let them out of side roads either
20 January 2006, 01:17 PM
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That chap who likes make up couldn't resist it UB!
I just laugh back when I am sitting in my very classy M3. Can't be bothered to worry about it!
Les
I just laugh back when I am sitting in my very classy M3. Can't be bothered to worry about it!
Les
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