Dracoro

and the chap standing next to you, or sitting in the next table kept farting. Grotesque smell type farts too that kept wafting over into your face all night. Would you do anything?

Freak

Set his farts alight with his cigarette.

Neanderthal

iTrader: (6)

I'd have moved seats!

Patt@firstime

me too

Scooby.Newbie

I would encourage everyone in the bar to light a *** to combat the smell, is this where this is going?

Go on, tell me i'm wrong :-)

davegtt

Yeah Id move too, but remember its not the guys fault the curry from the night before is repeating on him Whereas the smoker on the other side of you is taking a choice to annoy you

RB170

Plus i don't think there's any evidence that passive fart smelling can kill you

Dracoro

What if that guy followed you? Or where you move too has the same problem? Or what if someone comes over to your table every 5 minutes for a big ol' fart?

Hanslow

Did the farting bloke have a choice whether he produced farts or not?

Hanslow

I'd tell him to fek off and go and fart outside and stop following me round like a stalking freak

Dracoro

Course he does, he can go outside or better still, use the toilets!

It does if he lights them!

Gridlock Mikey

FPMSL

I'd live with it initially, then move, then leave. Simple really

I wouldn't look at him in an exagerated manner or make huge wafting gestures or try and embarrass the guy.

That's just anti social

STi-Frenchie

He should get the hint

davegtt

LOL going to the toilet for a fart

Robbie T

iTrader: (8)

I would have to put up with it, i would imagine. It's only ever the people i'm with that do this anyway (memo to self - get less smelly friends).

I suppose at least you don't get home and your clothes smell of ****!!

Reality

That's not as funny as my ******* wife not liking me farting in the Toilet.

******* cow chases me round the house - don't fart here - dont fart there.

When she says don't fart in there (in the Bog) she usually gets a "**** of and leave me alone - I'm gonna ******* fart somewhere ".


ps
Passive farting can be a serious threat to health if I'm the passive fart generator

STi-Frenchie

If the farting bloke farts on his own and there's no-one around to hear it, did it make a sound?

Robbie T

iTrader: (8)

If you're not allowed to fart in the bog, where do you ****?

Reality

That's the question that usually shuts her up

Bubba po

What if he leaned over while you were having a conversation and farted into your ashtray? What then, eh?

Dracoro

suppose I could just go sit in the corner

The Zohan

ROTFLMAO!

passive farting - still ROTF!

If you are in any doubt about it's portentially lethal properties pop round to my place on a Thia curry night and i may change you mind.

I would just love to see the government impose a ban on guffing in public. It is a particulate immision and may have some affect no people.

fast bloke

I would just fart right back at him and watch him die a slow and lingering death

(Reality - I have that problem - the cure is to save your farts all night and then duvet bomb her before she gets out of bed - she wont smell a thing for the rest of the day )

OllyK

I'd move somewhere else, I have feet and I'm no masochist.

Robbie T

iTrader: (8)

But how would you prove who dropped it, i spose you have to go 'whoever smelt it dealt it' or some other childish remark

David_Wallis

PMSL.. Its allways me that does them..

Brendan Hughes

Better hope there's not a lit cigarette resting there...