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26 October 2005, 01:50 PM
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Oh, the humanity
A short while ago I posted a thread about a note sent to my E-mail account professing to be from a Barrister claiming to have a large inheritance, but no-one to give it to on account of the entire family being wiped out in a car accident. He indicated that anyone with the same surname could lay claim to the inheritance and asked if I'd be interested.
Well, people with my surname must be jinxed cause look what i got through today!
Goodday P***
My name is Kelly, an attorney at law, and was the attorney to the late
J.P***. My client and his family were involved in a ghastly explosion on their way for holidays. My client, before his death had and still has an account with a Finance Company where he deposited a huge amount of funds, and now that he is late, i have no one to present to the Finance Company as his relative and next of kin.
Anyone care to guess how the next family of P***s will die? I'm guessing it'll involve a falling Piano
Honestly, some people!
NS04
Well, people with my surname must be jinxed cause look what i got through today!
Goodday P***
My name is Kelly, an attorney at law, and was the attorney to the late
J.P***. My client and his family were involved in a ghastly explosion on their way for holidays. My client, before his death had and still has an account with a Finance Company where he deposited a huge amount of funds, and now that he is late, i have no one to present to the Finance Company as his relative and next of kin.
Anyone care to guess how the next family of P***s will die? I'm guessing it'll involve a falling Piano
Honestly, some people!
NS04
26 October 2005, 02:00 PM
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And found by the bodies was near completed family tree, on the last branch the last name ..... NS04
Sh**, that news would be enough to make me wanna blow myself up
Sh**, that news would be enough to make me wanna blow myself up
26 October 2005, 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by SJ_Skyline
My money is on a bizarre gardening accident 
LOL Asian Bird Fru ......I mean Bird Flu! Damn, it's started already!
Copyright on that joke www.tshirthell.com
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26 October 2005, 02:57 PM
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Reply saying you've been run over by the 419 bus, death is immiment and your solicitor is soon to be faced with the same dilema
26 October 2005, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Jay m A
Reply saying you've been run over by the 419 bus, death is immiment and your solicitor is soon to be faced with the same dilema
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