View Poll Results: Well are you a Chav or Not
Yes i am and proud of it - innit
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1.67%
No - no way am i even slightly chavvy
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56.67%
I may be leaning that way and answered yes to a couple of questions
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10.00%
No - but i know someone who is a Chav
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31.67%
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Are you a Chav
12 October 2005, 05:07 PM
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Are you a Chav
Keep hearing the word bandied about and Scooby drivers branded as Chavs so I thought I would ask the question.
I was wondering, how many of us class themselves as Chavs.
Do you wear Burberry or buy fake LV
Do you shop for Jewellery Elizabeth Duke (Argos)
Do you wear sportswear, loud trainers/ Hoodie and baseball cap?
Do you punctuate a sentence with 'Innit' of '*******' or 'know what I mean'
Do you wear you mobile on a lanyard around your neck?
Have you got a thick gold chain that could double up as a dog lead?
Do you have any of the following buried in your back 'yard' - Shopping trolley, cars or car parts, white goods, etc?
Are yor kids called Chardonnay, Chantell, Wayne, Crystal?
Do you have more that 6 piercings or Tattoo's
If you answer yes to these simple questions then you may be just that person?
I was wondering, how many of us class themselves as Chavs.
Do you wear Burberry or buy fake LV
Do you shop for Jewellery Elizabeth Duke (Argos)
Do you wear sportswear, loud trainers/ Hoodie and baseball cap?
Do you punctuate a sentence with 'Innit' of '*******' or 'know what I mean'
Do you wear you mobile on a lanyard around your neck?
Have you got a thick gold chain that could double up as a dog lead?
Do you have any of the following buried in your back 'yard' - Shopping trolley, cars or car parts, white goods, etc?
Are yor kids called Chardonnay, Chantell, Wayne, Crystal?
Do you have more that 6 piercings or Tattoo's
If you answer yes to these simple questions then you may be just that person?
12 October 2005, 05:11 PM
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12 October 2005, 05:19 PM
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No, although there is nothing wrong with baseball caps and tattoos
I have to say, though, that there are a number of people on this board for whom sportswear, thick gold chains and at leat one of the options listed above are an everyday way of life
No, although there is nothing wrong with baseball caps and tattoos
I have to say, though, that there are a number of people on this board for whom sportswear, thick gold chains and at leat one of the options listed above are an everyday way of life
12 October 2005, 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by SJ_Skyline
I am 20fecking3 percent chav according to the test!
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12 October 2005, 05:20 PM
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12 October 2005, 05:23 PM
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iz i a chav? i dunno mate, i mite be coz I fink itz ded cool to bling up ma car, it's got a new air filter so itz gonna have 300 horses coz of that, and it's dead wikked and fast. I mite be a chav cos me bird chantelle haz just had our fif kid (he'z called Beckham, which is cool cos his little sis is Vicki, and then we've got the twins Rogan and Josh, and then our eldest, who's 18 now is Tommy - coz hilfigger is da man!) I also have some well nice burberry shirts and my gold chain is just ****** massiv and that's so cool.
Anywayz, can't stay here, gotta go and nick some cider from the offie and drink it in the park and spit on the ground a lot
laterz
Anywayz, can't stay here, gotta go and nick some cider from the offie and drink it in the park and spit on the ground a lot
laterz
12 October 2005, 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
I am 20fecking3 percent chav according to the test!
Hi Paul, how's tricks?
12 October 2005, 05:36 PM
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you are 15% chav
You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade .
12 October 2005, 05:41 PM
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I am 18% chav guys..
Och well, bollox to it, its just an internet test...... I'm off down the bus stop to drink some Buckfast and White Lightning.
Cheers,
Grant
Och well, bollox to it, its just an internet test...... I'm off down the bus stop to drink some Buckfast and White Lightning.
Cheers,
Grant
12 October 2005, 05:43 PM
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I got 23% which isn't bad really seeing as i wear a thick gold chain and have been known to wear a hoody when it gets cold
I do own them cut-off socks though and i don't care who knows it
I do own them cut-off socks though and i don't care who knows it
12 October 2005, 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Diablo
what do you expect from someone who's idea of cullinary excellence is RUMP steak
Hi Paul, how's tricks?
Hi Paul, how's tricks?
Hi D
How does **** off sound?
I do like a bit of steak from time to time, prawn cocktail to start and Black Forest Gateaux to finish with a Tia Marie coffee and my night is complete!
oh and maybe back to Tiffanys for a bunk up with her and her mum, but must not keep Tiff up too late if it is a school nite!
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12 October 2005, 06:19 PM
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[QUOTE=P1Fanatic]
I wouldn't feckin know cause i aint no chav am i innit!
Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
Are yor kids called Chardonnay, Chantell, Wayne, Crystal?
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Its cristal like the champagne innit?
Simon.
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Its cristal like the champagne innit?
Simon.
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Ok posted this thread an hour ago and so far no-on has voted themselves a chav.
So are we kidding oursleves or what.
Perhaps the mods haven't voted yet, they are a rough bunch if ever i saw one!
So are we kidding oursleves or what.
Perhaps the mods haven't voted yet, they are a rough bunch if ever i saw one!
12 October 2005, 07:28 PM
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Wannabe chav
You are 10 % chav
You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.
You are 10 % chav
You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.
