View Poll Results: Well are you a Chav or Not
Yes i am and proud of it - innit
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1.67%
No - no way am i even slightly chavvy
34
56.67%
I may be leaning that way and answered yes to a couple of questions
6
10.00%
No - but i know someone who is a Chav
19
31.67%
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Are you a Chav
12 October 2005, 08:20 PM
#31
Do you find yourself reaching for the hair gel in the morning instead of your straighteners? Does the thought of your man in gold chains and sovereigns get you all hot under the collar? You've still got a fair way to go yet but there's definately something of the chav in you and who knows, carry on the way you're going and one day you might even be able to show Brian Harvey a thing or two.
gf is chavtastic
gf is chavtastic
12 October 2005, 09:39 PM
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I had a look at the chavscum website yesterday. What is described as more comedy gold from semi-literate vermin would be hilarious if these weren't the product of our educational system which seems to be producing ever more A level passes.
12 October 2005, 09:53 PM
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10% Chav.
It was the licking spam off Kat Slater while sniffing her white stilletoes in the hot tub at the Local Pizza hut that got me - but a fantasy is a fantasy OK
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It was the licking spam off Kat Slater while sniffing her white stilletoes in the hot tub at the Local Pizza hut that got me - but a fantasy is a fantasy OK
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12 October 2005, 09:55 PM
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Nobody actually thinks they are a chav tho! They might dress in fake burberry, wear a baseball cap, wear loads of 'bling', drive an impreza and live on a council estate - but if you asked them "are you a chav?" the baseball bat would could out!
12 October 2005, 10:25 PM
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Oh no i must be one init
I tick a few boxs
Thick silver chain
Wife with blonde hair
Tattoos
Skinhead (due to going a bit thin on top)
Bullterrier for a pet (wears burbarry coat at night to keep him warm)
Just bought a wrx ra
Goddammit and i thought i was so kool..maybe the wife is right at 38 its time to grow up
Thick silver chain
Wife with blonde hair
Tattoos
Skinhead (due to going a bit thin on top)
Bullterrier for a pet (wears burbarry coat at night to keep him warm)
Just bought a wrx ra
Goddammit and i thought i was so kool..maybe the wife is right at 38 its time to grow up
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12 October 2005, 10:36 PM
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Oops, 13%.
In my defence, my mum made me eat the Spam (I was young and not yet a vegetarian). Pot noodles, well only when they was new and everybody thought they were great.
Those flowers from the petrol station, sorry, sometimes that's the only way.
Now Blackpool Pleasure Beach, can I claim research 'cos it was a student pis sorry excursion.
Glad my cousin is named Kelvin.
In my defence, my mum made me eat the Spam (I was young and not yet a vegetarian). Pot noodles, well only when they was new and everybody thought they were great.
Those flowers from the petrol station, sorry, sometimes that's the only way.
Now Blackpool Pleasure Beach, can I claim research 'cos it was a student pis sorry excursion.
Glad my cousin is named Kelvin.
12 October 2005, 11:08 PM
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15% for me, and as for blackpool, I used to work for a company based up there and date 1 of the girls from the office. I only walked through it on the way to a pub.
13 October 2005, 08:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Brendan Hughes
Paul, don't worry about Diablo, he's just relieved that the test didn't ask "How many pit bulls or rottweilers do you own?" 
13 October 2005, 11:05 AM
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according to that list im 0% Chav but if add "do you use your fog lights when its foggy?" then occasionally that apparently will make me about 5% Chav 
13 October 2005, 01:12 PM
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It strikes me that the website test is aimed at CHAVETTES. Come on guys, questions about high heels, lip liner etc.
Anyway, 8% for me. Yes, I like going to Blackpool, and yes I have sneaked my own drink into a pub.
BTW, who is Kat Slater, I've never heard of her.
Anyway, 8% for me. Yes, I like going to Blackpool, and yes I have sneaked my own drink into a pub.
BTW, who is Kat Slater, I've never heard of her.
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