john sugar

Life as it is at the moment is very hard to take, i mean i was banished from what you people would call as a village, so i moved on & found somewere that i thought was really friendly.
Over the last few months as well i have to admit i have lowered myself to levels only creatures of the night are capable of, i have slept with a few dogs & i mean they were right howlers, and still i go to see them seeking a bed to sleep in.
I went on a bender last week & uncovered a few bottles of thunderbird that someone must have hidden from years ago, so i felt sorry for myself & headed off to the nearest ferry terminal but they wouldnt let me get on the ferry as i was as they put it "out ma face"
So what can i do to bring myself back to the level of sanity (sp?)
I am jobless & penniless at the moment, though i still wear my shorts & t-shirts an jesus sandals, so i suppose i could get any job i am looking for.

Please help as i am the end

InvisibleMan

dont worry, life could be worse....you could own an bmw X5

The Zohan

John

If you are serious then contact The Samaritons, get help matey.

Sh*t happens to us all from time to time and i think we all get dark thoughts.

Have you family or friends to talk to?
If you haven't then consider The Samaritons or talk to them if you cannot talk to freinds and family.

Hope you sort it.

Milamber

iTrader: (2)

What was the theme tune to M*A*S*H called again? anyone....

Chip Sengravy

Just kill yourself, it's the only way to be sure

BOB.T

yeah what he said^^ just try not to leave a mess

rossyboy

iTrader: (8)

Looks like you can still afford your internet connection though

john sugar

The neighbour has got wireless networking so i can log into his whatever you call it, thanks for your replys, suppose i might just drink turps & see what happens

OllyK

Try French Polish - horrible death, beautiful finish

Karl 227

Make sure your smoking at the same time

Jay m A

iTrader: (2)

Is this the sequel to "my wife kicked me out because I shagged a vixen" or something like that

Or am i thinking of a different username?

Chip Sengravy

Karl, Olly's was much better

Karl 227

Thanks

john sugar

Yes i agree

OllyK

The old ones are still the best

Chip Sengravy

oh, Karl's old alright, but he certainly isnt the best

dpb

you could hole up in A&E for a few hours.

john sugar

Tried that , she wouldnt let me

Chip Sengravy

Do you think she would mind?

Chip Sengravy

john sugar

Leslie

Get some proper help.

Les

Chip Sengravy

Les, did you know they had taken the word gullible out of the dictionary?

Markus

Oh look it's another tweaky, aka Jacyee.

Chip Sengravy

You really shouldn't be so negative towards fellow members of the community Markus, it doesn't do your *credibility any good at all .




















*term used in the loosest possible sense, possible.