Brainless birds....
25 August 2005, 08:55 AM
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Brainless birds....
Sat on the couch with his side of the family for a pre dinner chat when we got on to the subject of children.
His 18 year old sister (the type who uses a trowel to put on her make up and cakes herself in fake tan) piped up:
'I want to have a black baby boy; when he's wee I will dress him in white and he will look so clean!'
The comment that took the biscuit was:
'I want to go across to Sudan and clean. I want to adopt one of the Tsunami Orphans too'.
She was so offended when the other half and I were sat on the couch sniggering
Beware, the increasing population of brainless birds are the country's future
His 18 year old sister (the type who uses a trowel to put on her make up and cakes herself in fake tan) piped up:
'I want to have a black baby boy; when he's wee I will dress him in white and he will look so clean!'
The comment that took the biscuit was:
'I want to go across to Sudan and clean. I want to adopt one of the Tsunami Orphans too'.
She was so offended when the other half and I were sat on the couch sniggeringBeware, the increasing population of brainless birds are the country's future
25 August 2005, 09:03 AM
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Nothing wrong with black babies, whats wrong is the motivation behind her wanting one - this girl should be sterilised if thats the best reasons she can find for having kids.
Sadlui i fear she is not alone with having cr@p reasons to have kids.
Sadlui i fear she is not alone with having cr@p reasons to have kids.
25 August 2005, 09:05 AM
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She only wants a black baby so she can fit in with all her friends ( and probably all from the same father ).
Didnt you suggest that washing a white baby would also make it look clean - then book her a one way plane ticket to Tsunami
Didnt you suggest that washing a white baby would also make it look clean - then book her a one way plane ticket to Tsunami
25 August 2005, 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted by MikeCardiff
Didnt you suggest that washing a white baby would also make it look clean - then book her a one way plane ticket to Tsunami
I would if I could, trust me
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25 August 2005, 09:13 AM
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Me: Hi. I see you have six sons, what are their names?
Dumb Bird: Wayne
Me: What? They are all called Wayne? How do you tell them apart?
Dumb Bird: I use their surnames.
Dumb Bird: Wayne
Me: What? They are all called Wayne? How do you tell them apart?
Dumb Bird: I use their surnames.
25 August 2005, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Angry
I told ya Waaayne I want a braaaan baby, all the other mums on the estate 'av got a braaan baby!
Have to agree that sterilisation would be the best was forward for a large proportion of the population IMHO!
One sure fire way of getting rid of the geting pregnant and get given a house culture that we seem to have.
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25 August 2005, 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted by MikeCardiff
She only wants a black baby so she can fit in with all her friends ( and probably all from the same father ).
Didnt you suggest that washing a white baby would also make it look clean - then book her a one way plane ticket to Tsunami
Didnt you suggest that washing a white baby would also make it look clean - then book her a one way plane ticket to Tsunami
**** shows more on white TBH
25 August 2005, 11:03 AM
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I think sterilisation is going a bit far - a basic IQ and spelling test would suffice - either that or weigh the amount of 9ct gold plated Argos bling they have on, and if its over a certain amount then sew them shut.
25 August 2005, 11:24 AM
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If I have two 9ct gold Elizabeth Duke necklaces in my left hand and four 9ct gold earrings in my right hand, how fast do I have to run so that the shopping mall security don't catch me for nicking them?
25 August 2005, 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by eClaire
She was so offended when the other half and I were sat on the couch sniggering
25 August 2005, 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted by eClaire
His 18 year old sister (the type who uses a trowel to put on her make up and cakes herself in fake tan) piped up:
'I want to have a black baby boy; when he's wee I will dress him in white and he will look so clean!'
'I want to have a black baby boy; when he's wee I will dress him in white and he will look so clean!'
25 August 2005, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Stupid
Did she say "Yeah, but I ain't bovvered though... do I look bovvered?? ...I ain't bovvered..."
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25 August 2005, 06:03 PM
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Have the full set - one black, one white, one half caste, one chinese, one ginger, one indian - will be a nice advert to all the men in the area that she'll spread her legs for anyone.
25 August 2005, 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted by eClaire
Sat on the couch with his side of the family for a pre dinner chat when we got on to the subject of children.
His 18 year old sister (the type who uses a trowel to put on her make up and cakes herself in fake tan) piped up:
'I want to have a black baby boy; when he's wee I will dress him in white and he will look so clean!'
The comment that took the biscuit was:
'I want to go across to Sudan and clean. I want to adopt one of the Tsunami Orphans too'.
She was so offended when the other half and I were sat on the couch sniggering
Beware, the increasing population of brainless birds are the country's future
His 18 year old sister (the type who uses a trowel to put on her make up and cakes herself in fake tan) piped up:
'I want to have a black baby boy; when he's wee I will dress him in white and he will look so clean!'
The comment that took the biscuit was:
'I want to go across to Sudan and clean. I want to adopt one of the Tsunami Orphans too'.
She was so offended when the other half and I were sat on the couch sniggeringBeware, the increasing population of brainless birds are the country's future
lol that was funny
yes black babies r beautiful same as any other baby
a pity the black boys have bigger dicks i wish all races had em
25 August 2005, 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted by MikeCardiff
She only wants a black baby so she can fit in with all her friends ( and probably all from the same father ).
Didnt you suggest that washing a white baby would also make it look clean - then book her a one way plane ticket to Tsunami
Didnt you suggest that washing a white baby would also make it look clean - then book her a one way plane ticket to Tsunami
hahaha awesome
10/10 very funny
25 August 2005, 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by moses
lol that was funny
yes black babies r beautiful same as any other baby
a pity the black boys have bigger dicks i wish all races had em
yes black babies r beautiful same as any other baby
a pity the black boys have bigger dicks i wish all races had em
25 August 2005, 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted by MikeCardiff
Have the full set - one black, one white, one half caste, one chinese, one ginger, one indian - will be a nice advert to all the men in the area that she'll spread her legs for anyone.
lol we have a new bernard manning, nice posts mate
25 August 2005, 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by MikeCardiff
Have the full set - one black, one white, one half caste, one chinese, one ginger, one indian - will be a nice advert to all the men in the area that she'll spread her legs for anyone
Have the full set - one black, one white, one half caste, one chinese, one ginger, one indian - will be a nice advert to all the men in the area that she'll spread her legs for anyone
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25 August 2005, 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted by rr ww
Everybody knows Gingers arent really humans. They're some kind of wirey haired mutation loosely based on Human DNA
26 August 2005, 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Focusbird
Tell me about it, I'm married to one - fortunately my son isn't ginger
Yet to see if the wee one turns out ginge or not
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