pslewis

It's a patch of scruffy grass barely big enough to sit down on – but that hasn’t stopped one town hall making a great deal of fuss about it.
The verge measures only 3ft by 2ft but has its own ‘Keep Off The Grass’ sign. The warning has appeared as officials plan £70million of cuts.

Resident Tom Beardmore, 29, said he was ‘flabbergasted’ when he saw it in Raynes Park, south-west London.

‘It is a ridiculous waste of money, especially in the context of council cuts and redundancies,’ he said.

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Beef

Probably cuts down on people parking like arseholes. Good on them.

Gear Head

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Daily Fail. Says it all really.

BOB.T

Is it not a message the local drug users?

f1_fan

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Did you know that serial drug use makes you forget to put the occasional word in a sentence?

BOB.T

Banana

CREWJ

This ^

Someone has obviously been complaining about it.

Spoon

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Bob, I'm struggling, can you help please?

TelBoy

Good optical illusion, all the "users" look like they're sloping upwards


To me, anyway

Spoon

Yes they do indeed. However 'users' are on a slippery slope down, as a rule.

tony de wonderful

Pete it was your beloved Labour that did this, the local council probably has an executive on £200k just to be in charge of signage like this.

PaulC72

I bet they sacked the man who used to monitor the grass and replaced him with the sign

TelBoy

From what i can see there isn't any grass to worry about, just a collection of unsightly weeds

Leslie

Bit difficult to mow with that sign there...as we can see!

Les

pslewis

They'll buy a Special Mower, Les ..... one which is very expensive, but cuts around signs!

Leslie

Mrs Leslie would do it with her scissors...if they paid her enough!

Les