awd wrx

My wife told me a story she heard in work today , a friend of hers in work , has a friend who has a down syndrom son , about 10yo , apparently he's a real handfull , they took him to Longleat for the day , he wears a ruck sack with bits and bobs in , and he went missing for about half an hour , when they found him he was dripping wet from head to toe , so a bit pissed of they went home , gave him a telling off and sent him upstairs to have a bath and go to his room , a short while later he calls down , mum, you better come here , she says , no , you can stay up there for being naughty , he says , I think you had better come up and see this , so up she goes thinking what has he done now , he said I have been real naughty and your not going to like this , she says , well what you done , he says , look in my ruck sack , so she did......









































There was only a baby penguin in there , he had jumped into the pond or whatever is there , took his pick and left , what the hell you supposed do you do then ? they phoned up longleat and told them what had happened ,they said fill the bath we'll be round shortly !!
I would have loved to have evesdrop on that call

I nearly fell off my chair laughing when I heard this , the funniest thing I ever heard

Kids eh !!

Turbohot

LOL

G-STAR

Soulgirl

that is such an old story from an old book

Leslie

Good one, made me laugh.

Les

CooperS

Hahaha classic

Jamo

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Sorry to be a smart **** but I have heard this a few times before, still very funny and got mentioned when we were looking at the Humboldt Penguins the other day at Flamingoland, we check the kids didnt have anything they could secrete a Penguin in, my wife did accuse me of of carrying one down the front of my pants though.