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Old 29 July 2005, 12:43 PM
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What is it with the kamakazie youth of today!

I had two lads run out in front of me, stop in the middle of the road wait untill i get a few yards from them then walk out slowly in front of me laughing!


I had to use the handbrake to stop in time and my baby in the front child seat was flung into his seat belt giving him a nasty shock and making him cry.


you will be pleased to know that after running after them and a well placed rugby tackle, they won't be doing that to me again!!


*&$£(@ers!!!!


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Old 29 July 2005, 12:52 PM
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I reckon the parents of these ****s are crap parents and dont know how to bring a kid up
Old 29 July 2005, 12:54 PM
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We get exactly the same prob here, kids run out, or even teenagers, then walk slowly while we come to an abrupt stop and they just casually stroll along looking and smirking at you, we are only in our 20's but I can't believe how they act not just running out infront of you while driving but causing trouble next to your house, only to find out later they aren't from these estates, so they won't do it on their own doorsteps, I had this happen the other day, just got out daughter settled in bed then there was an almighty bang on the side of the house, repeated a numerous amount of times so I went out to find a group of kids between the ages of 10 and 13 just standing giving me a dirty look!!!! I asked wtf they thought they were doing, nothing was the answer I got, so I kindly told them were to get off and that they had woke my daughter up and would they like to try and get her back to sleep, it's the way they just look and stare at you, I asked if they were from here, the anwer was no, so I told them to cause trouble on their own doorstep and that if they stood there any longer looking at me like crap that I would batter the lot of them, at that point my husband came out the house told them all to bugger off as we live on an army estate and the officers in the block of flats would be out to shift them coz they are sick of them aswell. The youth of today-what has happened???

OK rant over, I feel better now
Old 29 July 2005, 01:07 PM
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As a kid myself a friend used to stand each side of a road pretending to lay out then tension a rope. Needless to it used to cause a whole heap of trouble, I got a kicking on my last night from one very unhappy chap.

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Old 29 July 2005, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Julz1983
The youth of today-what has happened???
That's a question you should ask Tony Blair, or that 'orrible Ruth Kelly.

But, of course that would be a waste of time because they've washed their hands of this problem by saying that "There's nothing more they can do."

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Old 29 July 2005, 01:21 PM
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Best thing to do is drop a gear and flaw the accelerator the rev of the engine should get the little chav body moving!, now watch them run!

I get this regulary, so far have only managed to hit one with my wing mirror but its not for the want of trying!

I think its a sort of cool thing, like look at me i make people stop and slam the brakes on.
Old 29 July 2005, 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Scooby Soon!
Best thing to do is drop a gear and flaw the accelerator the rev of the engine should get the little chav body moving!, now watch them run!

I get this regulary, so far have only managed to hit one with my wing mirror but its not for the want of trying!

I think its a sort of cool thing, like look at me i make people stop and slam the brakes on.
The look on their face when you do that is cool. If you really want them to ****, steer for them and mount the pavement
Old 29 July 2005, 01:28 PM
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LMAO my hubby usually does that then they run, might make sure next time they get sucked in to the scoop, it's nice to know we aren't the only ones who get this prob.
Old 29 July 2005, 01:31 PM
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Do what I do, hit the gas and steer towards them. The look of sheer terror and **** clenching is hysterical.
Old 29 July 2005, 01:34 PM
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Take it you didn't see the police camera action type program last night.


The one were the guy on the stolen scooter was riding along the pavement giving the police the bird.

The Police should start a shoot to kill policy on chav scum that are taking the **** ! (or at least run the ***** over and try to get them with a well placed wheel spin).
Old 29 July 2005, 01:37 PM
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They should just make Tasers legal, then have some sort of licensing system so you can own one if you are of good character etc.
Old 29 July 2005, 01:40 PM
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I have got a huge Transit van with huge wing mirrors, when you drop a gear the engine revs really loud some of them start to slightly speed up, then run, then they do a sort of Gay jump!

Makes me laugh every time!
Old 29 July 2005, 01:41 PM
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I think this all stems from the lack of parental control, the kids have the attitute that if my folks can't control me what are you going to do!!!

where is my rounders bat!!!
Old 29 July 2005, 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by KiwiGTI
They should just make Tasers legal, then have some sort of licensing system so you can own one if you are of good character etc.
They should give them out with Identity cards. That way the law abiding citizens with nothing to hide can zap the scum / illegal immigrants / politicians.
Old 29 July 2005, 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Reality
Take it you didn't see the police camera action type program last night.


The one were the guy on the stolen scooter was riding along the pavement giving the police the bird.

The Police should start a shoot to kill policy on chav scum that are taking the **** ! (or at least run the ***** over and try to get them with a well placed wheel spin).
Yep!

these ***** have no respect for anyone or anything IMHO.

BTW i do speed up!

We get the same here as well. Also talking to a local beat copper the other day about the group of 20-40 or so youths hanging around the co-op and getting pi$$ed and rude/agressive to the locals - apparently they are from the 'eastern district' and have ASBO's where they live, so the just migrate to out part of Northampton - ASBO's are i think a good idea in principal but looks the our reality is somewhat different.

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Old 29 July 2005, 01:48 PM
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I've never had it happen to me, would be tempted to roll the window down and punch them on the way past
Old 29 July 2005, 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by CooperS
I've never had it happen to me, would be tempted to roll the window down and punch them on the way past
I find the best results are achieved by looking like you are searching for something in the glove box / on the floor and start to "weave" in their general direction .
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Originally Posted by Reality
I find the best results are achieved by looking like you are searching for something in the glove box / on the floor and start to "weave" in their general direction .
I like that one!
Old 29 July 2005, 01:57 PM
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glad alls ok in the end mate

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Old 29 July 2005, 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Reality
I find the best results are achieved by looking like you are searching for something in the glove box / on the floor and start to "weave" in their general direction .
Gonna give that a try if it happens to me hehe
Old 29 July 2005, 03:02 PM
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Had this happen to me a few times, I just stopped, didn't give the little ****** the satisfaction of showing I was peeved and drove on. Got home and narked on the little **** to the local plod as I knew his name, funnily enough so did they

It hasnt happened since.
Old 29 July 2005, 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Reality
Take it you didn't see the police camera action type program last night.


The one were the guy on the stolen scooter was riding along the pavement giving the police the bird.

The Police should start a shoot to kill policy on chav scum that are taking the **** ! (or at least run the ***** over and try to get them with a well placed wheel spin).
i saw that!

and i agree with you
Old 29 July 2005, 07:01 PM
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there is an easier way..

run the f*cker over, they wont do it again...

sorry officer he ran out in front of me, there was nothing i could do..

to which the copper MUST (TONY TAKE FECKIN NOTE) reply

never mind it wasnt your fault now on your way sir..


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Old 29 July 2005, 10:17 PM
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LOL, I do the "drop cog & floor it" too - they don't look so cool when their mates on the side of the road all point & laugh at them for running out of the way.

Reminds me - I must get some front bars for the Land Rover. I can see it now:

Police: "I hope those aren't bull-bars sir, they're illegal?"
Me: "No officer, they're chav-bars."
Police: "Very good, on your way sir; mind how you go"
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