Abdabz

I've recently taken voluntary redundancy after a decade of service with my current employer and decided that a life of crime was a great way of minimum investment / maximum return profiteering. Yey!

Armed robbery looked a safe bet until I noticed that all the local security vans are now escorted by uniformed bobbies.. How long has this been the case?

Ah well my plans are truly scuppered... Looks like its back to the Woolly's pick 'n' mix for me

Unless anyone's got any better ideas...

JackClark

Software theft. Head over to Computer Related, there's a lot of good advice to be had in there. Do your deed at home then sit in the corner of a pub with the crackheads and sell your wares... or warez.

scoobynutta555

Good about the proper security of the vans. My Rolex will be picked up tomorrow to be refaced.

Recommend the eclairs at the pick and mix

Abdabz

By software, do you mean things like cotton underpants and lambswool bra's? I shall try that as there is a Matalan nearby...
Excellent...
As for Eclairs - its true there's more value in them but my fence prefers Sherbert Lemons...

NotoriousREV

ohh, I'd take some "hot" sherbet lemons of your hands, I'll give you 30% of retail for 'em

GC8

Its traditional to start with a Post Office; dont walk before you can run. Id suggest a sawn off over a pump action shotgun too; you have to sacrifice some range for maneuverability whilst inside the small village Post Office.....

Simon

vulnax999

iTrader: (7)

is this a muppet thread and I got lost .. ?

NotoriousREV

OK, here's the deal. You have 24 hours to get me a 2 ounces of everything on the list or your brother dies. Only use their codenames from now on.

1 Sherbet Lemons - Mary
2 Jelly Babies - Barbara
3 Lemon Bon-Bons - Lindsey
4 Chocolate Eclairs - Laura
5 Chocolate Covered Raisins - Alma
6 Mint Imperials - Madeline
7 Kola Kubes - Patricia
8 Pineapple Cubes - Carol
9 Sherbet Pips - Daniela
10 Cherry Lips - Stefanie
11 Coconut Mushrooms - Erin
12 Parma Violets - Pamela
13 Cola Bottles - Stacey
14 Gummi Bears - Anne
15 Floral Gums - Kate
16 American Hard Gums - Vanessa
17 Sports Mixture - Denise
18 Dolly Mixture - Diane
19 Pontefract Cakes - Iris
20 Licorice Allsorts - Nadine
21 Midget Gems - Angelina
22 Cough Candy - Rose
23 Aniseed Twist - Susan
24 Pear Drops - Megan
25 Fruit Jellies - Tracy
26 Strawberry Laces - Rachel
27 Licorice Whips - Bernadene
28 Wine Gums - Deborah
29 Chocolate Cups - Gina
30 Chocolate Limes - Hillary
31 Blackcurrant and Licorice - Kimberley
32 Milk Gums - Dorothy
33 Treacle Toffees - Donna
34 Sugar Coated Almonds - Samantha
35 Torpedoes - Ellen
36 Butterscotch - Gabriela
37 Bullseyes - Shannon
38 Jargonelle Pears - Jessica
39 Coltsfoot Rock - Sharon
40 Rhubarb and Custard - Tina
41 Sour Apples - Marsha
42 Aniseed ***** - Natalie
43 Acid Drops - Virginia
44 Beer Bottles - Tanya
45 Uncle Joe's Mint ***** - Grace
46 Chocolate Covered Peanuts - Ashley
47 Fizzy Cola Bottles - Eleanor
48 Flying Saucers - Cathy
49 Fruit Salad - Lynn
50 Blackjacks - Lisa

Scoobychick

iTrader: (1)

What price can you do me on 20 kilos of Haribo? Payment in used twenties

Abdabz

Sorry Rev, I was off down to London to one of those Big W's but all the stations are closed so my bro's in a pickle...

Hmmm pickle....

Anyway the retail value of 43 (Virginia) is considerably more than the other edibles on your list... I will need a deposit....

vulnax999

iTrader: (7)

You havin' a quiet morning Dave???