Joke
08 April 2005, 10:38 AM
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Just got this in an email.... IMHO v funny......
Upgrade from DrinkingMates 4.2 to Girlfriend 1.0
>
>
> A few months ago, I upgraded from DrinkingMates 4.2 to Girlfriend 1.0
> which I had been told for years wouldn't give me any trouble. However,
> there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only
> solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
>
> To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several
> other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and
> Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of Girlfriend 1.0 proved no better. I
> tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left
> a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several
> weeks.
>
> Eventually, I tried to run the new Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0
> at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems
> detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware. I
> eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product
> soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. Whilst Wife 1.0 tends to
> use up all my available resources, it does at least come bundled with
> FreeSexPlus and CleanHouse 2004. Shortly after this upgrade however, I
> found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and extremely costly to
> run.
>
> Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and
> could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had
> forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer
> and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and
> Whinge 2. Worse still, these latter products have no Help files, and I
> have to try and guess what the problem is.
>
> Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly
> requiring Adobe ShoeShop, HandBag Searcher and Hairstyle Express, all
> of which need to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0
> attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0
> also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't
> be turned off.
>
> I've recently been tempted to install Mistress 2004, but there could
> be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife
> 1.0 detects Mistress 2004; it tends to delete all of your money before
> uninstalling itself.
Upgrade from DrinkingMates 4.2 to Girlfriend 1.0
>
>
> A few months ago, I upgraded from DrinkingMates 4.2 to Girlfriend 1.0
> which I had been told for years wouldn't give me any trouble. However,
> there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only
> solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
>
> To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several
> other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and
> Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of Girlfriend 1.0 proved no better. I
> tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left
> a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several
> weeks.
>
> Eventually, I tried to run the new Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0
> at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems
> detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware. I
> eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product
> soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. Whilst Wife 1.0 tends to
> use up all my available resources, it does at least come bundled with
> FreeSexPlus and CleanHouse 2004. Shortly after this upgrade however, I
> found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and extremely costly to
> run.
>
> Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and
> could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had
> forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer
> and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and
> Whinge 2. Worse still, these latter products have no Help files, and I
> have to try and guess what the problem is.
>
> Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly
> requiring Adobe ShoeShop, HandBag Searcher and Hairstyle Express, all
> of which need to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0
> attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0
> also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't
> be turned off.
>
> I've recently been tempted to install Mistress 2004, but there could
> be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife
> 1.0 detects Mistress 2004; it tends to delete all of your money before
> uninstalling itself.
The old ones ...
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