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Old 10 March 2005, 02:28 PM
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Old 10 March 2005, 02:38 PM
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Soon you will have to carry your books in a clear plastic bag and walk through a metal detector to enter the classroom!!!
Old 10 March 2005, 02:40 PM
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Yeah, I saw that. Wondered if they were going to ban trouser pockets too
Old 10 March 2005, 02:56 PM
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Whatever next School bags? Lunch boxes?
Old 10 March 2005, 05:25 PM
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'We have banned all pupils from bringing pencil cases and their contents into school to prevent any other potentially harmful instruments being brought into the classroom.'

Surely that measn they're not allowed to take pencils in...... daft or what!!!
Old 10 March 2005, 05:33 PM
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but you could harm someone with your bare hands, so are they banned too?
Old 10 March 2005, 05:36 PM
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Incredible!

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Old 10 March 2005, 05:36 PM
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no suggestion they ban letter openers though
Old 10 March 2005, 05:42 PM
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i think things are just getting waaay out of hand
Old 10 March 2005, 06:08 PM
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I did look at my watch to see if the date was april 1st, alas it was not.

Very very silly indeed!

Obviously no-one at the school realises that you could simply cause serious harm to someone with a pencil. Nothing like a sharp pencil in the eye or throat!

Next they'll be banning belts, for fear that bullied kids will hang themselves in the toilets with them!
Old 10 March 2005, 06:29 PM
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or tables and chairs cause you could throw them at someone, or feet and legs because you can kick someone, or practically everything
Old 10 March 2005, 06:42 PM
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I presume you'll still be able to bring in a compass, as shown holding a sharp pencil in the piccie below. Or a pair of scissors. Both much safer than a letter opener.

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