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'We have banned all pupils from bringing pencil cases and their contents into school to prevent any other potentially harmful instruments being brought into the classroom.'
Surely that measn they're not allowed to take pencils in...... daft or what!!!
Surely that measn they're not allowed to take pencils in...... daft or what!!!
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I did look at my watch to see if the date was april 1st, alas it was not.
Very very silly indeed!
Obviously no-one at the school realises that you could simply cause serious harm to someone with a pencil. Nothing like a sharp pencil in the eye or throat!
Next they'll be banning belts, for fear that bullied kids will hang themselves in the toilets with them!
Very very silly indeed!
Obviously no-one at the school realises that you could simply cause serious harm to someone with a pencil. Nothing like a sharp pencil in the eye or throat!
Next they'll be banning belts, for fear that bullied kids will hang themselves in the toilets with them!
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or tables and chairs cause you could throw them at someone, or feet and legs because you can kick someone, or practically everything
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