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04 March 2005, 01:13 PM
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Situation .........
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Well picture it, been seeing this bit of crumpet of about 6 weeks(ish), nothing serious, just a laugh so last night after the gym ........ we went to the other house (my mums & its empty
), watching a bit of telly when i feel the old horn coming on, so we get a bit heated & decide to pop up the stairs, going at hit hammer & pete tong, when .................................................. .................................................. ............... the bedroom door opens & standing there is ......
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MUM
, she about turned & went downstair's shouting on the way she wanted a word !!
So i trotted of downstairs & she asked the usual questions ??
Who's that ??
Were is she from ??
What film are you's watching ??
She just laughed & told me to watch what i was doing oh & to make sure & tidy up after myself & after lifting something from the kitchen headed out the door & back to dad's !!!
I was suprised !!
The girl was obviously embarrased but we go straight back down to it
So the question is ............................ ???
Anyone else been caught in that position before ??
S
Well picture it, been seeing this bit of crumpet of about 6 weeks(ish), nothing serious, just a laugh so last night after the gym ........ we went to the other house (my mums & its empty
), watching a bit of telly when i feel the old horn coming on, so we get a bit heated & decide to pop up the stairs, going at hit hammer & pete tong, when .................................................. .................................................. ............... the bedroom door opens & standing there is ..........
...
...
...
MUM
, she about turned & went downstair's shouting on the way she wanted a word !!So i trotted of downstairs & she asked the usual questions ??
Who's that ??
Were is she from ??
What film are you's watching ??
She just laughed & told me to watch what i was doing oh & to make sure & tidy up after myself & after lifting something from the kitchen headed out the door & back to dad's !!!
I was suprised !!
The girl was obviously embarrased but we go straight back down to it
So the question is ............................ ???
Anyone else been caught in that position before ??
S
04 March 2005, 01:19 PM
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Yes, the ex-wife's mum walked in on us at it when we were first going out. She just walked across the room, picked up the Yellow Pages, turned and walked out again. I was wishing the ground would swallow me up and the gf burst into tears the minute the door closed. Fun times 
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Originally Posted by Gandalf the White
Thought you were married? Now your eating crumpet? Does it taste better? 
Are you nuts ??
Nearly been there a couple of times but managed to scale the 12ft fences & run like ****
As for the crumpet, i love it
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04 March 2005, 06:10 PM
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yep but not my mum, always the girls parent/s. unpleasant situation but it happens.
sti-04!! im startin to associate your name with foolin around with women quite a lot.
fair play, ill buy u a beer if i see ya
oh and once we were in the shower when they came home early. hmmmm that was unfortunate...
sti-04!! im startin to associate your name with foolin around with women quite a lot.
fair play, ill buy u a beer if i see ya
oh and once we were in the shower when they came home early. hmmmm that was unfortunate...
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Originally Posted by Mr Pants!
04 March 2005, 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr Pants!
04 March 2005, 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted by ajm
LOL! I know someone who came home to find their housemate cracking one off on the sofa in front of a porno, which in itself is embarrassing enough.... but the pervy sod was also wearing a leather gimp mask! LOL
The off-putting bit, and the bit which caused many to demand refunds, was the sight of him cracking one off, reflected in the tv screen during a fade-to-black near the start of the film.
All true.
04 March 2005, 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Jap2Scrap
In a similar vein a mate of mine once started selling a self-pirated porno video down the local. He'd made it by recording the tv screen with a camcorder. Apparently it was a really good job too, framed up really well.
The off-putting bit, and the bit which caused many to demand refunds, was the sight of him cracking one off, reflected in the tv screen during a fade-to-black near the start of the film.
All true.
The off-putting bit, and the bit which caused many to demand refunds, was the sight of him cracking one off, reflected in the tv screen during a fade-to-black near the start of the film.
All true.
04 March 2005, 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Marin
Got caught bangin' a GF up against the wall of her mums house by the back door once(many years ago I hasten to add!)
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04 March 2005, 09:04 PM
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been caught in the act by then gf's dad...
but by far the worse was getting in to the wrong bed with the mum and trying spooning her!!!! bearing in mind her husband was the other side of her... never saw that one again!!! i sobered up rather quickly...
but by far the worse was getting in to the wrong bed with the mum and trying spooning her!!!! bearing in mind her husband was the other side of her... never saw that one again!!! i sobered up rather quickly...
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Originally Posted by type-r-stan
been caught in the act by then gf's dad...
but by far the worse was getting in to the wrong bed with the mum and trying spooning her!!!! bearing in mind her husband was the other side of her... never saw that one again!!! i sobered up rather quickly...
but by far the worse was getting in to the wrong bed with the mum and trying spooning her!!!! bearing in mind her husband was the other side of her... never saw that one again!!! i sobered up rather quickly...
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Also been caught by Father in Law before we got married.
Also lent a workmate a porno on Nightshift. Driving home it was very foggy, workmate parks on his drive, drops the porno in the video and starts banging one off on the sofa.
Next thing he knows his next door neighbour is knocking on the window as my mate has left the car lights on.
Neighbour gets full view of my mate knocking one out.
Cheers
Lee
Also lent a workmate a porno on Nightshift. Driving home it was very foggy, workmate parks on his drive, drops the porno in the video and starts banging one off on the sofa.
Next thing he knows his next door neighbour is knocking on the window as my mate has left the car lights on.
Neighbour gets full view of my mate knocking one out.
Cheers
Lee
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