Puff The Magic Wagon!

iTrader: (2)

Went to a party with the guys from work on Friday. Before I left, I rang & said g/night to Ez, my 5 yr old daughter. She asked if I would be dancing & I said no & mum in background pipes up "ask daddy if he's going lap dancing", to which I replied no as well.

However, party was in Covent Garden and when it was over @ 01:00 in the morning, we somehow ended up in Stringfellows

Convo next morning..

Daddy, did you have a good party.

Yes Darling

Did you do Lap Dancing

Er, Yes

How do you do lap dancing Daddy?






Suggestions on how to explain what lap dancing is to your 5 yr old daughter please!!! She's already asked when I got home yesterday, so she won't let it go!

ScoobyDoo555

PMSL!!!

explain to her that it's a bit like a belly-dance, but you shake your lap instead.....

Dan

lpski1

lmao, i'd ask the wife to demonstrate it on daddy as she does it better.

ScoobyDoo555

oooooo. good one - I'll try that with my daughters (if they ask!!)
mihgt even get the wife to practice in the preparation
Dan

richiewong

http://www.boysstuff.co.uk/product.asp?id=11819

JayPSC

'The Large Kitty Pole is can support up to 20 stone in weight'

Puff The Magic Wagon!

iTrader: (2)

Lap dancing not pole dancing!!


I don't want to open that can of worms as well thanks

talizman

iTrader: (1)

Fool!

SCOsazOBY

pmsl tell her its what sad men do when they get lonely

GaryCat

Ask on the forums here - www.mypole.co.uk (may not be work safe)

G.

richiewong

N.E.R.D lapdance video on the MoS website, definately not work safe

http://www.ministryofsound.com/Music...ist.htm?a=NERD