Why are Pidgeons so bl00dy STUPID!?
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Why are Pigeons so bl00dy STUPID!?
Is it only me or have we seen the breeding of some kamakazi pigeons?
I mean, a crow eating a squashed rabbit is aware of the dangers and ALWAYS gets out the way ....
a Magpie, picking the eyes out of a flattened hedgehog - ALWAYS flies away when the bumper reaches its beak ....
BUT ..... those STUPID pigeons, not eating ANYTHING - no need to be in the road ........... just damned well sit there until they can't get their fat 4rses off the tarmac BANG!!
Another smelly corpse on the rad to smell for months!!
Pete
I mean, a crow eating a squashed rabbit is aware of the dangers and ALWAYS gets out the way ....
a Magpie, picking the eyes out of a flattened hedgehog - ALWAYS flies away when the bumper reaches its beak ....
BUT ..... those STUPID pigeons, not eating ANYTHING - no need to be in the road ........... just damned well sit there until they can't get their fat 4rses off the tarmac BANG!!
Another smelly corpse on the rad to smell for months!!
Pete
Last edited by pslewis; 23 June 2004 at 11:15 PM.
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Yeah, Yeah, ok - I can't remember ever having to type pigeon before
I suppose, thinking of how many I have murdered I owed them that, at least!
Pete
I suppose, thinking of how many I have murdered I owed them that, at least!
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a pigeon bounced off my roofrack once at 90mph after swooping down to fly across a motorway,bloody psyco creatures.Luckily it wasnt my windscreen i hit it with,never seen so many feathers though.I saw it in my rear view mirror heading for the other carriageway in a kind of missile look
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I suppose, thinking of how many I have murdered I owed them that, at least!
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I drive plenty fast enough for me! Remember I turned 76 last week!
And no-one wished me a happy birthday!
Oh, yes, its actually 50,000miles at the moment and counting! No squeals yet from the pads, plenty of disc left, the tyres should be replaced soon I would guess - but they have a few 1,000 left!!
Cheap this performance lark ain't it??!!
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And no-one wished me a happy birthday!
Oh, yes, its actually 50,000miles at the moment and counting! No squeals yet from the pads, plenty of disc left, the tyres should be replaced soon I would guess - but they have a few 1,000 left!!
Cheap this performance lark ain't it??!!
Pete
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Happy Birthday PSL.
If you think pigeons are a bit slow off the mark, try pheasants. They are a plague on the roads around here, we call them coloured chickens!
Mind you, an eagle through the windscreen at low level in a Canberra at 400 tends to concentrate the mind.
Les
If you think pigeons are a bit slow off the mark, try pheasants. They are a plague on the roads around here, we call them coloured chickens!
Mind you, an eagle through the windscreen at low level in a Canberra at 400 tends to concentrate the mind.
Les
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What i don't get about pigeons is that in London virtually every single one of them has a foot missing or even both feet missing!!! Why???
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