Realising you are getting old
18 April 2004, 12:36 AM
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Realising you are getting old
It happend to me today..........
I was following a brand new car........... A new model... and have to say it was good looking. What was it i hear you ask !
It was the new Volvo, Estate and there was a saloon in front of that too !
It looked stunning on the road. Is it time for a eye test ? Have i really stepped in to the shoes of an old man?
Someone help me, or at least put me to sleep. I dont want to go to the next stage of life and start wetting myself.
PS Im only 30....... all be it an old 30 !
I was following a brand new car........... A new model... and have to say it was good looking. What was it i hear you ask !
It was the new Volvo, Estate and there was a saloon in front of that too !
It looked stunning on the road. Is it time for a eye test ? Have i really stepped in to the shoes of an old man?
Someone help me, or at least put me to sleep. I dont want to go to the next stage of life and start wetting myself.
PS Im only 30....... all be it an old 30 !
18 April 2004, 12:33 PM
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Nah.. It's when you think that a tartan shopping bag on wheels would be a really sensible presnt for the missus - and she agrees!
(PS I haven't reached that stage myself!)
(PS I haven't reached that stage myself!)
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18 April 2004, 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Wish
It was the new Volvo, Estate and there was a saloon in front of that too !
It looked stunning on the road. Is it time for a eye test ? Have i really stepped in to the shoes of an old man?
It looked stunning on the road. Is it time for a eye test ? Have i really stepped in to the shoes of an old man?
18 April 2004, 09:52 PM
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we currently supply volvo with automotive parts,,
some of the new models are bloody good.... the offroader type estate ia a stormer.... beats the porsche pepper hands down
Mart
some of the new models are bloody good.... the offroader type estate ia a stormer.... beats the porsche pepper hands down
Mart
19 April 2004, 06:16 PM
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I went to a friends funeral a couple of weeks back.
Met his daughter after not seeing her for 9 years (long story), but for the 9 years I knew her we were proper close.
She told me she was 18 next month............no way, I nearly fell over.
I remember holding her when she was 2 hrs old, and the nurse saying,
" Give her back to her Mum, shes going to get drunk from the fumes off your breath. "
Feels like only a couple of years back.
That made me feel old.
And ******* sad, sad as **** infact, I hate funerals !
How depressing.
This post has pi55ed me off.
I now feel the need to smash someone's face in....
Met his daughter after not seeing her for 9 years (long story), but for the 9 years I knew her we were proper close.
She told me she was 18 next month............no way, I nearly fell over.
I remember holding her when she was 2 hrs old, and the nurse saying,
" Give her back to her Mum, shes going to get drunk from the fumes off your breath. "
Feels like only a couple of years back.
That made me feel old.
And ******* sad, sad as **** infact, I hate funerals !
How depressing.
This post has pi55ed me off.
I now feel the need to smash someone's face in....
Last edited by yoza; 19 April 2004 at 06:24 PM.
19 April 2004, 11:59 PM
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I remember being 21 and I met one of my pupils in the video store with his mum and dad. He shouted, theres Mr Smith - me being his teacher.
They were about 30-35 and were calling me Mr Smith - haha! Bloody hell, did I feel old and young at the same time
Now I'm 33 - have some of those weird grey hairs that only seem to show when they are longer than your normal hair - are the wee buggers in stealth mode or summit? Got nasal hair just recently - and I like caravans.
The end is nigh
They were about 30-35 and were calling me Mr Smith - haha! Bloody hell, did I feel old and young at the same time
Now I'm 33 - have some of those weird grey hairs that only seem to show when they are longer than your normal hair - are the wee buggers in stealth mode or summit? Got nasal hair just recently - and I like caravans.
The end is nigh
20 April 2004, 06:58 AM
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Whenever I feel my age is catching up with me - I get myself a **** with a 24 year old.I am definitely in the dirty old man category now ,but I do take care of myself I'm 59 on Saturday and expect to be at it for my birthday.Providing my left bollock heals.
20 April 2004, 11:15 PM
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The definitive occurence that shows you are getting old is that when you go for a pee and you are squeezing the last few drops of pi55 out, your sphincter relaxes so much that you fart 
the older you get the louder and slacker the fart
Beware, this is the sign
the older you get the louder and slacker the fartBeware, this is the sign
30 April 2004, 12:54 AM
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Originally Posted by yoza
I remember holding her when she was 2 hrs old, and the nurse saying,
" Give her back to her Mum, shes going to get drunk from the fumes off your breath. "
I now feel the need to smash someone's face in....
" Give her back to her Mum, shes going to get drunk from the fumes off your breath. "
I now feel the need to smash someone's face in....
30 April 2004, 09:43 AM
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Talk about getting old ... not even 30 yet and I've just replied to a ScoobyNet post about washing machines! Aaaarghh .....
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