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Old 16 November 2003, 04:00 PM
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is it just me or do them b*rstards beg u for money?? u go in the bog for a *iss then if u wash your hands u are then in there deabt.**** give um shi* i say i know they provide some kind of sevice but they put pressure on some folk and they give in to them.i just growl at the ******* if they try it on.any one for a lolly.
ps i know my spelling is s*it.
Old 16 November 2003, 04:22 PM
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They're almost as bad as those thugs who hang around the front doors of pubs and clubs
Old 16 November 2003, 04:27 PM
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i must be to wasted when ive been in there cos ive never noticed any

i wouldnt give them **** all except a nice turd down the bottom of the pan
Old 16 November 2003, 04:40 PM
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Dont do what Sheryl Tweety Pie did though !
Old 16 November 2003, 04:46 PM
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went to thailand years ago and when you were in the toilet someone would come along and slap a damp towel on your neck and start to give you a neck massage, but it was a bloke.

heheheheeee

[Edited by stevebt - 11/16/2003 7:00:28 PM]
Old 16 November 2003, 05:02 PM
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someone would come along and slap a damp toilet on your neck
I bet that hurt!
Old 16 November 2003, 06:23 PM
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Squeal like a pig boy they usually say....

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Old 16 November 2003, 07:41 PM
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1)I don't think the clubs/bars should let the people operate in the bogs. You get enough hassle on an average night out - why can't we be allowed to take a slash in peace?

2)I wouldn't want to spend my time watching tanked up blokes p*ssing and then offering them paper towels
Old 16 November 2003, 07:46 PM
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If you ask me they must be a feckin horses hoof m8!!!
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Old 16 November 2003, 10:24 PM
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can you apply for the same job in the ladies, then?

"let me attend to that for you, love"

Old 16 November 2003, 10:33 PM
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I have 2 points of view on this
1) Its handy having them there as there is always toilet roll if you need a dump, plus the toilets are never overflowing, ie you're not wading thru p!ss, ruining your new shoes.
2) I don't want them there coz when I drink I end up p!ssing all night, and after being to the jacks for the fifth time I find it would have worked out cheaper bringing the fella out for a few beers!
Old 17 November 2003, 07:47 AM
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Only came across these attendants for the first time last weekend when i was in Birmingham.

With not being used to it, i chucked him a quid everytime i went..
Turns out quite expensive when you're at the bog every 20 mins.

Bl00dy annoying.
Old 17 November 2003, 12:12 PM
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First time I found these people I walked out of the bog having had a slash, washed my hands and wondered where the damn towels had gone. (There were people milling around chatting) Suddenly out of nowhere this hand thrusts towels at me. 'Nice one mate cheers' Dries hands and I wonder off thinking bizarre. Bloke handing out towels.

Went to a bar at the weekend, used the toilet and one of the chaps is there with soap and towels. Didn't have any change. But wouldn't have given him any as you needed waders to get to the Lav.
Old 17 November 2003, 02:02 PM
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I always take the towel dry my hands and walk out! That said credit to the guys and girls who do this job. Can't be the best in the world.

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Old 17 November 2003, 02:41 PM
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Doesn't bother me - if I want to dry my hands then I ain't paying for the privilege. But on the other hand if I feel my luck could be in and fancy a splash of eau de toilette to get me smeeling fresh n clean or a lolly to suck on then I don't mind slipping them a nugget or two.
Was a bit of a novelty at first, only realy noticed them when clubbing in big cities London, Birmingham etc. but now they are in even the skankiest of clubs in Pompey, makes me laugh!
Also some of the guys who do this job are quite funny I've had a some bizarre conversations with a few!
Old 17 November 2003, 05:49 PM
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reminds me of the other week i was in a club in Derby and i went to the lav only to find this bloke taking up the whole of the sink area with everything from hilfiger to hugo boss must of been about 20 bottles of the stuff - he was trying to spray it on everyone who tried to wash their hands then charge them for it then a fight broke out so i left without smelling like a perfum factory
Old 17 November 2003, 08:03 PM
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I went to a local club, got assaulted with various smelling aftershaves, was about to walk out untill I noticed the sheer size of the guy and felt somewhat obliged to pay for his services.

Had to hold it in for the rest of the night as I ran out of cash.
Old 17 November 2003, 08:11 PM
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someone would come along and slap a damp towel on your neck
How naive really. You actually thought it was a towel??
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