Notices
Non Scooby Related Anything Non-Scooby related

Ice in your cider?

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 03 July 2003, 05:42 PM
  #1  
Dougster
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
 
Dougster's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Glasgow
Posts: 3,849
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

Does anybody else do this?

Hear ice in your lager gives you stomach ache but I'm gonna try it in my apple juice!!

Also heard drinking it through a straw gets you drunk quicker!
Old 03 July 2003, 05:45 PM
  #2  
wannabeScooby
Scooby Regular
 
wannabeScooby's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 57
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

Drinking alcohol through a straw does get you drunk quicker. Something to do with you taking in less oxygen and just alcohol when you drink through a straw. Don't know the in's and out's but I'm sure that's the general idea.
Old 03 July 2003, 05:47 PM
  #3  
Dougster
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
 
Dougster's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Glasgow
Posts: 3,849
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

Anybody got one then, I was only joking at first!!

Ice might get jammed in it though!
Old 03 July 2003, 08:34 PM
  #4  
Markus
Scooby Regular
 
Markus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 1999
Location: The Great White North
Posts: 25,080
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

I seem to recall Withnail ordering two pints of cider with ice when they were in the pub with the large chappy who called Marwood a "purfumed ponce" Thus is Withnail is adding ice to cider, it has to have some good qualities, would be a waste of valuable booze, and withnail ain't the kinda chap to waste booze
Old 03 July 2003, 08:35 PM
  #5  
SJ_Skyline
Scooby Senior
 
SJ_Skyline's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Limbo
Posts: 21,922
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Wink

drink a bottle of benolyn before you drink 4 pints of lager - gaurenteed to be off with the fairies after 1/2 hour
Old 03 July 2003, 09:12 PM
  #6  
Dougster
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
 
Dougster's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Glasgow
Posts: 3,849
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

'Two large gins, two pints of cider. Ice in the cider'

That's where I got the idea from!!
Old 03 July 2003, 09:14 PM
  #7  
Duck_Pond
Scooby Regular
 
Duck_Pond's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Twitching with a camera
Posts: 22,177
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Thumbs up

Marwood was called "Perfumed Ponce" in the classic film Withnail & I because he'd had to spray Essence of Petunia (sp?) on his boots, after Withnail had puked on them... after downing some lighter fluid, when searching for "more booze".



I recently made the treck to the pub where they go to order the pints of cider etc, when Monty gives them money for wellington boots. The pub was closed!!! And the Tea Rooms had become a Chemist.

BAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Old 03 July 2003, 09:18 PM
  #8  
Dougster
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
 
Dougster's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Glasgow
Posts: 3,849
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

They were still in London when Marwood got accosted in the bog!

Monty gave them the money when they were up in Penrith.

'here hare here' Classic!!
Old 03 July 2003, 09:21 PM
  #9  
Duck_Pond
Scooby Regular
 
Duck_Pond's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Twitching with a camera
Posts: 22,177
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Thumbs up

I know, one of my fave movies.

"Imagine the size of his *****"

Met Marwood at some fayre recently. My mate's nickname is "Jeff Wode" after the size of the f**ker's head.
Old 03 July 2003, 09:30 PM
  #10  
Lord Jeffery Wode esq.
Scooby Regular
 
Lord Jeffery Wode esq.'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: "Resp ir Ator"
Posts: 797
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Angry

How dare you, how dare you mention the size of my *****, sorry head! Just imagine getting into a fight with me!
Old 03 July 2003, 09:33 PM
  #11  
Duck_Pond
Scooby Regular
 
Duck_Pond's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Twitching with a camera
Posts: 22,177
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Thumbs up

Esquire? Should be SFB

About time you got on here old Boy!
Old 03 July 2003, 09:45 PM
  #12  
Lord Jeffery Wode esq.
Scooby Regular
 
Lord Jeffery Wode esq.'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: "Resp ir Ator"
Posts: 797
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

To aid the effect of alcohol, begin your session with a very fizzy drink.
This will have the effect of agitating and opening the pyloric valve in your stomach. This will then ensure that any liquids are are passed quickly into the lower stomach where alcohol absorption into the bloodstream is quicker.
This is when you hit it with the concotions of your choice - one of my favourites was a quick succession of Aftershock, Malibu & Archers (ice purely optional). Three of these is sure to do the trick of getting you lagged before you start a drinking session.
Old 03 July 2003, 09:49 PM
  #13  
Duck_Pond
Scooby Regular
 
Duck_Pond's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Twitching with a camera
Posts: 22,177
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Exclamation

Avoid the recipe of 11 shorts containing various colours of After Shock, in a space of 15 mins, after a full day on the lash, as it tends to result in green / blue puke, and a kebab on your shoe.


Ah Torquay... can't wait!
Old 03 July 2003, 10:27 PM
  #14  
shug
Scooby Regular
 
shug's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 428
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

Stop asking if he's the f**king farmer. Of course he's the f**cking farmer.
Old 03 July 2003, 10:30 PM
  #15  
Lord Jeffery Wode esq.
Scooby Regular
 
Lord Jeffery Wode esq.'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: "Resp ir Ator"
Posts: 797
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

Blackspots! They are not blackspots. They are throwing themselves into th eroad gladly, to escape all this hideousness
Old 04 July 2003, 12:46 AM
  #16  
wiltshire_boy
Scooby Regular
 
wiltshire_boy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Wiltshire
Posts: 869
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

Don't threaten me with a dead fish.
Old 04 July 2003, 09:06 AM
  #17  
Duck_Pond
Scooby Regular
 
Duck_Pond's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Twitching with a camera
Posts: 22,177
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Angry

"You can stuff it up your ar$e and f**k off while you're doing it!"

Old 04 July 2003, 09:15 AM
  #18  
iain atkins
Scooby Regular
 
iain atkins's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Posts: 2,208
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Post

LOL

'My hearts beating like a fu*ked clock'

Absolute class film

'I demand to have some booze!'
Old 04 July 2003, 09:17 AM
  #19  
iain atkins
Scooby Regular
 
iain atkins's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Posts: 2,208
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Talking



'***** to the wellingtons'
Old 04 July 2003, 09:22 AM
  #20  
iain atkins
Scooby Regular
 
iain atkins's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Posts: 2,208
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Talking



Get in the back of the van!!
Old 04 July 2003, 09:24 AM
  #21  
Duck_Pond
Scooby Regular
 
Duck_Pond's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Twitching with a camera
Posts: 22,177
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Thumbs up



"What f**ker said that?"
"I did... I called him a ponce and now I'm calling you one. PONCE!"
Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
paulhoubart
ICE
7
02 August 2001 07:26 PM
LeonWells
ICE
1
01 August 2001 08:51 PM
Jerome
ICE
5
26 October 2000 04:58 PM
Mossman
ICE
1
25 July 2000 10:07 AM
Sanity
ICE
11
22 December 1999 03:52 PM



Quick Reply: Ice in your cider?



All times are GMT +1. The time now is 01:13 PM.