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07 February 2003, 08:50 PM

Chip

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Reminds me of the time on Family Fortuns when Bob Monkhouse asked:

"Name a dangerous race" To which the reply was

"The arabs"

Cut.

Chip.

[Edited by Chip - 7/2/2003 8:51:08 PM]

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01 July 2003, 11:09 PM

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Just tidying out my daughters bedroom and came across an old school book when she was about 8 years old.

'Krabs and Lobsturs ar from a famaly of crushed asians' !!!!!!

Bl00dy funny!!

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01 July 2003, 11:12 PM

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can't comment - thread might get deleted like the asylum seeker councillor one

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01 July 2003, 11:22 PM

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Does she take her spelling skills from her fathers side of the family?

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01 July 2003, 11:24 PM

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You should show her it to make her red faced.

She must be well into her 60s now so she won't remember the late 1940s though

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02 July 2003, 09:31 AM

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She had better spelling at 8 than half of Scoobynet as adults

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02 July 2003, 09:34 AM

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And similar views by the looks of things

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02 July 2003, 08:22 PM

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PMSL

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02 July 2003, 08:47 PM

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What thread about the councillor ? missed that one.
Start a new one, any right minded person Must think that was a scandal
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02 July 2003, 08:52 PM

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Cough, bull****, usual 'made up when I'm getting no where' pslewis rubbish, feel free to scan it for us, would be far more believable, like your age. lol

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02 July 2003, 09:40 PM

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Jye - you are a complete 100% ******** and I don't feel the slightest urge to prove myself to the likes of you!!

As for the spelling, YES, some on SN could do with lessons from an 8 year old!!

Jye, don't reply to this unless you agree that you are a ****!!

Pete

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02 July 2003, 09:43 PM

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'Jye - you are a complete 100% ******** and I don't feel the slightest urge to prove myself to the likes of you!!'

LOL Jye you have a following. Be Proud!!!

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02 July 2003, 09:44 PM

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Calm down now Pete, you been on the sherry again.

Chip.

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02 July 2003, 09:50 PM

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And Popeye comes out of the woodwork!!

He has always been a follower - NEVER had the ***** to lead!!

Third sherry Chip!!

Pete

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02 July 2003, 10:59 PM

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watch yourself, coffin dodger, you might bust a blood vessel or something......

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02 July 2003, 11:11 PM

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Pete,
Come down off that fence, put your cards on the table and say what you feel

Dont hold back now !

lol

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02 July 2003, 11:45 PM

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are u mycroft in disguise ?????

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03 July 2003, 12:24 AM

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Hope it's not racist.I am Indian and won't find it "bloody funny"!

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07 July 2003, 01:03 PM

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It's not racist. It's a completely innocent comment by an 8 year old. It is not derogatory in any way to anyone. If you're indian and don't feel hugely offended then it isn't racist! D'oh.

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07 July 2003, 04:53 PM

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I think the point that some are trying to make is - the mods might THINK its racist so delete it ..... they don't and haven't!! So, they see it for what it is, an 8 year olds misunderstanding!!

Result!!

Pete

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07 July 2003, 05:02 PM

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I'm Indian and don't find it racist... think it's pretty funny actually... as I do Irish jokes etc etc. After all , it is a joke... like this one...

"Two Palestian women were walking through the market, one says to the other, does my bomb look big in this?"

Please, its just a joke...! I found it funny anyway!

p.s Whats Jye's problem with PSLewis???

[Edited by wannabeScooby - 7/7/2003 5:03:41 PM]

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08 July 2003, 12:45 PM

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He wants to be me - but just ain't got the class or education to carry it off, and he gets mad and stupid see?? which just lessens his chances of winning my favours!!

Pete

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