No one will believe this
17 June 2003, 12:49 PM
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mate and his bird got a caution from the law yesterday evening.
Basically my mates bird was trying to get something from the driver side footwell while he was driving ahem yes officer and got a pull
he's got to produce down the nick now
I think he was lucky
Basically my mates bird was trying to get something from the driver side footwell while he was driving ahem yes officer and got a pull
he's got to produce down the nick now
I think he was lucky
17 June 2003, 01:10 PM
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yeah nice one
thing is they couldn't really say much, it was obvious what was going on but nothing they could do apart from tell off Kim and issue a producer
feckin made me laugh though he's normally really alert when driving and sniff plod a mile away
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17 June 2003, 03:52 PM
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Friend of mine got caught for a similar thing once, but the girl in question lost it with the copper - got really abusive and told him what a perverted w*nker he was.
Unfortunately, as a result, they nicked my mate for having an offensive person on his weapon.
Unfortunately, as a result, they nicked my mate for having an offensive person on his weapon.
17 June 2003, 07:02 PM
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lmao
My ex tried that line with me once- when i drove past her car parked at the side of the road with her and her male 'cousin' in.
She had split some de icer in the footwell apparantly.....
like i said- shes my ex....
p.s you are right- no one will believe it :lol
My ex tried that line with me once- when i drove past her car parked at the side of the road with her and her male 'cousin' in.
She had split some de icer in the footwell apparantly.....
like i said- shes my ex....
p.s you are right- no one will believe it :lol
18 June 2003, 08:30 AM
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spoke with him last night and told him he was famous
when they got the pull the phrase "I've started so I'll finish" came to his mind. Sadly he had to wait til they got home to be relieved
He took his docs in yesterdat afternoon and evidently it got back to the nick as the WPC on the desk gave him a smirk
when they got the pull the phrase "I've started so I'll finish" came to his mind. Sadly he had to wait til they got home to be relieved
He took his docs in yesterdat afternoon and evidently it got back to the nick as the WPC on the desk gave him a smirk
18 June 2003, 04:05 PM
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"My birds done this to me a couple of times the first time she did it i almost crashed the car at the point of no return!!!!!!!!"
Why did she spit it out on the seat?
Why did she spit it out on the seat?
18 June 2003, 07:01 PM
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LMFAO....................... you boys are soooooooooooooooo funneee..... Honest, I am sitting here crying laughing. Good on ya. You make life worthwhile !
18 June 2003, 09:27 PM
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Probably an old Urban Myth but there was a police tale of a serious bad accident resulting in fatality of driver and female passenger. The male driver had swerved off the road and crashed into a tree killing them both instantly through multiple injuries. The post mortem also revealed that the driver had also suffered the total severing of his manhood and it was subsequently found when they performed the post mortem on the female and examined her throat.
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