mate and his bird got a caution from the law yesterday evening.

Basically my mates bird was trying to get something from the driver side footwell while he was driving ahem yes officer and got a pull

he's got to produce down the nick now

I think he was lucky

His trousers ? :D

she got a b0llocking for not wearing a seat belt too

They'd never be able to pin it on him or make it stick.

D

Really? Into a cup?

:D :D :D

yeah nice one

thing is they couldn't really say much, it was obvious what was going on but nothing they could do apart from tell off Kim and issue a producer

feckin made me laugh though he's normally really alert when driving and sniff plod a mile away

ROFLMAO :D

lucky they didn't get breathalysed ... lol

Kims a dirty whore and goes down anywhere

CC
< Leslie Phillips Mode On >
Really
Name, address telephone number please
< Leslie Phillips mode staying on for rest of the day >

:D

she's quite faithfull to her bloke just that he says she's very accomodating

some blokes get all the luck :D

Friend of mine got caught for a similar thing once, but the girl in question lost it with the copper - got really abusive and told him what a perverted w*nker he was.

Unfortunately, as a result, they nicked my mate for having an offensive person on his weapon. :D

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If she swore at the copper, your mate could have been charged with having an offensive person on his weapon.

Cheers
Kav

some guys have all the luck :)

im still training my woman :P

"you can put it in the hands of your attorneys, but you'll never make it stand up in court..."

lmao

My ex tried that line with me once- when i drove past her car parked at the side of the road with her and her male 'cousin' in.
She had split some de icer in the footwell apparantly.....:rolleyes:

like i said- shes my ex....

p.s you are right- no one will believe it :lol

spoke with him last night and told him he was famous:D

when they got the pull the phrase "I've started so I'll finish" came to his mind. Sadly he had to wait til they got home to be relieved

He took his docs in yesterdat afternoon and evidently it got back to the nick as the WPC on the desk gave him a smirk

CC, perhaps your mate should "splash out" on some tints ;)

and if it did stand up in court, the judge would never swallow it :D

My birds done this to me a couple of times the first time she did it i almost crashed the car at the point of no return!!!!!!!!

"My birds done this to me a couple of times the first time she did it i almost crashed the car at the point of no return!!!!!!!!"

Why did she spit it out on the seat?

did she crash the scooby into a lake?

She could of been done for receiving 'swollen' goods...

DJ

LMFAO....................... you boys are soooooooooooooooo funneee..... Honest, I am sitting here crying laughing. Good on ya. You make life worthwhile !

Probably an old Urban Myth but there was a police tale of a serious bad accident resulting in fatality of driver and female passenger. The male driver had swerved off the road and crashed into a tree killing them both instantly through multiple injuries. The post mortem also revealed that the driver had also suffered the total severing of his manhood and it was subsequently found when they performed the post mortem on the female and examined her throat.

Might make you think twice? No, carry on love :D:D:D

Thats terrible - i doubt she even saw it coming.

If I was the copper I'd have given her a right mouthful too ;) :D