I_dont_giveafvk

my garden backs on to an alliway and kids use it as a rat run, ive had cans bottles allsorts gets chucked over the fence mcd's and KFC

sooo what the **** can i do about it

Neil Smalley

Not a lot i'm afraid, other than throw them back over

You are restricted by law to the height of the fence, and if you increase the height by putting some sort of netting you are asking for the kids to try and throw stuff over as a kind of contest.

I_dont_giveafvk

I wanted to try and get all the people in my street to ask for the alliway to be blocked off at both ends but its a right of way thing is noone uses it part from these feckin kids anyway

dont seem right that these kids can do as they like and noone can do anything bout it

im really gonna lose it soon

Badger Stuffer

Wait at the bottom of the garden in the dark. When they o it then don't say anything but just throw it back straight away.

That'll suprise them.......

Edited to say...Ohhh 500 posts....

[Edited by Badger Stuffer - 2/21/2003 11:58:13 AM]

Jodster

My garden backs on to a primary school. Once a month I have to throw toys (unless they're good 'uns), footballs, hoops, rings, etc back over the fence. I wrote to the headmaster but he said it was very difficult to prevent which I guess it is.

Not sure what to suggest, sorry.

I_dont_giveafvk

its not been so bad while its been cold but come summer theyll be down there smoking eating ****e and chucking the crap over the fence

neighbour couple of houses down had a condom thrown over not used but not what you want

I was thinking of putting on a garden sprinkler that would go over the fence

I_dont_giveafvk

wouldnt mind so much if it were just toys but this stuff should be in a bin its just rubbish

ChristianR

iTrader: (1)

put a bin outside?

or just put loads of nails and sharp opjects stuck to the floor so they cut themselves. and if anyone asks, just blame the kids and say they probably did it!

I_dont_giveafvk

i will never be buyign anoother house with rear access like ours its just asking for trouble

it could be worse if they were a bunch of smak eads with there needles you cant tell them off cause then there parents come round and give you jip about there angelic kids and adults pickin on kids

theyz do as they feckin like round here and most of the parents are on the rob whats 10 year kids doing out at 10 anyways

Dracoro

Find out where they live & empty the contents that they've thrown out in their gardens. If their parent complain, just say you're RETURNING THEIR garbage and will do until they control their kids social behaviour.

Tiggs

DONT LET THEM KNOW IT ANNOYS YOU...this will lead to HUGE problems!


plant a conker tree further along...then they will hang around taht instead!

barge

fire ball time

put loads of petrol & other burning ****e down the length of the ally, when the little ******* turn up giving greif sling a burning rag stuffed in a milk bottle of petrol in to the ally from your garden, but at a funny angle so it appers to come over a garden up the ally & duck

scamper back in doors & wait for the woomff noise as it all ignites rush out play the conserned adult, calling 999 on the mobile

Tiggs

yeah...forget the conker..just burn them to death!

I_dont_giveafvk

Barge you make me laff and have broiught a smyle to my face

thing is when i was a kid id not dare be like these kids, if i stepped outa line my dad would take a belt to me but these days its all too soft, id be **** scared of anyone telling my old man id been up to trouble

^Qwerty^

Fill it with Dog Poo. They'll soon get pi55ed off standing in that all the time....

super_si

Someone close to me, had some little ****** put there garage window through, needless to say he ran out and smaacked the wee ****.


and they never returned

I_dont_giveafvk

they have been getting in the garden of late, thing is i thought what i do in my garden is up to me, was thinking of making it dangerous

Brendan Hughes

Sorry to say, if you make it dangerous you are legally obliged to put some sort of warning on the fence telling them why it is dangerous.

Can you transplant holly bushes, stinging nettles etc? You need something savage but not man-made.

se6b

Big rottweiler should do the trick.

barge

yer ring the police

tell them you saw a subrau type car doing 40mph thye will be round in a shot, tell them you have a gang of 10 year old & they will be too scared to come.

Land mines they will work
AK47 from 1 end of the ally
stinging nettles
wrap them up in razor wire & pull it tight so that it tears in to their flesh
paint your fence in old engine oil, let their mothers get that ****e out of their designer clothes
make someone elses garden fence more appealing, paint it white & then start to spray paint on it, the scrots will love to join in
hose the ground near your fence & check loads of rotting grass & other garden refuse there, it will be wet, muddy & a pain to stand in when other parts of the ally are cleaner & dryer
pay someone to grab the kids & frigten them again go charging out like a conserned adult, never let the kids know it has anything to do with you.
find their parents home, be a pain round there
find ther parents & kick 17 tonnes of ****e out of them saying each time little jim bob is round being a pain expect a call
kill their families, their freinds & everyone with in 20miles
join some weirds religus cult, tell the police that they are now attacking your religion & you will vent the anger of god or some such crap on their flacid boddies blah blah 911 was an act of god & it will happen in your area
give them sweeties & tell them to tell their parents they have an new freind you may be tagged a nonse but no kids will come near
move
ask for suggestions on a public BBS you'll end up wishing you had not by the time some of the lunys have finished






what was the question?

ah yes

landmines

astraboy

put on a pair of white coveralls. Liberally spray with tomato ketchup.
borrow a friends chainsaw. appropriate a hockey mask.
When the little angels turn up the alley, don overalls & hockey mask.
Make your way, with attendent chainsaw to the top of alleyway.
Start up chainsaw.
Run down alleyway as fast as you can.
You'll find that kids will be less willing to stay down an alleyway frequented by Jason Vorhees.
astraboy.

astraboy

<kill their families, their freinds & everyone with in 20miles>
yep, that'll solve your problems. Create a load of new ones but solve some old ones as well.

astraboy.

j_p_h

There was an article in our local paper about this sort of problem. The residents all complained and the council put gates at each end of the alleyway and gave the residents keys just for there use.

davy1

set up a trip wire by your neighbours gate/fence,then he/she will get all the crap thrown in his/her garden.
Other than that,anti personal mines work wonders!