Is it just my wife?
12 February 2003, 10:59 PM
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Am I the only one unlucky to have a paranoid wife?
Tonight I came home to a crisis plan!
If there's a terrorist attack, we must get home ASAP.
Duck tape all the windows, doorways, letterbox etc.
By tomorrow, she will have stockpiled most of Tescos tinned food and bottled water.
We need to get a radio that runs on batteries to keep up to date with the outside world.
Candles, camping stove, plastic sheeting to cover windows, matches, UHT milk for the wee lass (assuming electricity will be off rendering the refridgerator useless
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And so it goes on...
Paul
Tonight I came home to a crisis plan!
If there's a terrorist attack, we must get home ASAP.
Duck tape all the windows, doorways, letterbox etc.
By tomorrow, she will have stockpiled most of Tescos tinned food and bottled water.
We need to get a radio that runs on batteries to keep up to date with the outside world.
Candles, camping stove, plastic sheeting to cover windows, matches, UHT milk for the wee lass (assuming electricity will be off rendering the refridgerator useless
)And so it goes on...
Paul
12 February 2003, 11:08 PM
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My wife tells me you need to get a campervan and keep it well stocked up, ready to flee in the event of an attack!
And apparently Dundee is as likely a target as anywhere as we won't be expecting it.
Paul
My wife tells me you need to get a campervan and keep it well stocked up, ready to flee in the event of an attack!
And apparently Dundee is as likely a target as anywhere as we won't be expecting it.
Paul
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12 February 2003, 11:43 PM
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This coming from a guy that lives in Blair?!
Chris. Started off laughing but my not taking it seriously was winding her up something awful.
Decided that by appearing to go along with the plan would be the simplest and quickest resolve
Chris. Started off laughing but my not taking it seriously was winding her up something awful.
Decided that by appearing to go along with the plan would be the simplest and quickest resolve
12 February 2003, 11:48 PM
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My wife tells me you need to get a campervan and keep it well stocked up
Shoot, it would be like a huge Glastonbury Everyone camped out in fields and the cities empty. Interesting idea, though who will supply the bogroll??
13 February 2003, 08:44 AM
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She's still probably got more chance of dying in a road accident, so unless she's fitted the car with a roll cage and wears a helmet when she's in it, then she's probably being paranoid.
I live in Wokingham, and work just outside Windsor, both under the Heathrow flight path, and I'm not running around in fear of a plane landing on me any second now. (Although I keep under my desk clear, just in case I have to dive underneath it
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I live in Wokingham, and work just outside Windsor, both under the Heathrow flight path, and I'm not running around in fear of a plane landing on me any second now. (Although I keep under my desk clear, just in case I have to dive underneath it
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13 February 2003, 11:13 AM
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OK, saw the news, the silly americans are stockpiling and gaffer taping up windows and stuff against terrorist chemical attack.
ummm, how exactly are you going to get air to breathe? umm, interesting!
To be honest, we'll all be nuked to death, so I'd rather do nothing and be burnt to a cinder than have to walk around in the aftermath. Z for Zacharia (sp?) anyone?
[Edited by Markus - 2/13/2003 11:14:28 AM]
ummm, how exactly are you going to get air to breathe? umm, interesting!
To be honest, we'll all be nuked to death, so I'd rather do nothing and be burnt to a cinder than have to walk around in the aftermath. Z for Zacharia (sp?) anyone?
[Edited by Markus - 2/13/2003 11:14:28 AM]
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