Chip

My 14 blonde daughter seems to think its OK to take a pop at me at whatever chance she gets. Need a few things to get her back with.

Over to you lot then.

Chip.

mista weava

i know a couple but none suitable for a mere innocent!

boxst

Hello

Not that I would imagine a 14 year old Blonde girl would be a complete innocent!

Steve.

uncle buck

Ok, how do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
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shine a torch in her ears.

that's not too rude

alcazar

iTrader: (2)

There's a thread on here with a "blonde's diary", for a start.
Then there's:
Q what has an IQ of 144?
A a gross of blondes

Q what do you call a blonde with more than 1 "O" level?
A a liar

Q how do you get a blonde to burn her ear?
A phone her up when she's ironing

Those are the only 3 that I can think of that I'd aim at a 14 year old, but if I think of any more, I'll post 'em.
PS: go easy. In my experience, most 14 year old girls have fragile egos, and can only stand a bit of this sort of thing b4 exploding, either with temper, or into tears!!
Alcazar

DavidLewis

Alcazar.....are you saying you have alot of experience with 14 year old blonde girls?

Chip

Come on ! Surely you know a few more than this.

Chip.

super_si

Q Why do blondes wear big earings?
A Somewhere to hang there legs

timisaledge

Q Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A She didnt want to get hearing aids

Hong Kong Phooey

A blonde walks into a garage and asks the mechanic to have a look at her car as 'it just died'. The mechanic pops the bonnet and a few minutes later asks her to start it up. The car starts first time and runs smoothly.
-'brilliant' says the blonde, 'you've really helped me out here'
-'oh' says the mechanic, 'it wasn't much, just crap in the carbs'
-'and how often do I have to do that?' replies the blonde.

Fuzz

A blonde walks into a doctor's office.
She gets in the room with the doctor and says
" doctor I hurt all over".
The doctor is really confused and says,
"what do you mean, you hurt all over?"
The blonde says, "I'll show you,"
she then touches herself on the leg.
"OW ! I hurt there."
Then she touches her earlobe.
"Ow ! I hurt there, too!"
She then touches her hair.
"Ow! EVEN my hair hurts".
So the doctor thinks for a moment. Then says,
"tell me, is blonde your natural colour?"
The blonde says "Yes, why?"
The doctor replies, "well,
you've got a broken finger."


Andy

Fuzz

how do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday.


Tell her a joke on Wednesday

Andy

[Edited by Fuzz - 10/20/2002 1:05:13 AM]

Fuzz

what's the difference between a blonde and a computer?




You only have to punch information into a computer once

Andy

[Edited by Fuzz - 10/20/2002 1:04:57 AM]

bladerider

Go to www.amazingjokes.com and search the archive for blonde.

Andy Mid.

Q. How many blondes does it take to cook a chocolate cake ?

A. 100

1 to stir the mixture and 99 to peel the M&M's

alcazar

iTrader: (2)

DavidWallis: Yes, 26 years worth!
Q how do you confuse a blonde?
A purple

Q how do you keep an idiot blonde in suspense for a fortnight?
A I'll tell you in two weeks

Ralf

Unashamedly taken from a former thread:

What do you call an intelligent Blonde????

A golden retriever


I found some things here that I must mail to my sis, no, no prices for guessing her hair colour

Scot123

What do you call a blond standing on her hands?


A brunette with bad breath.


Sorry.

Mr.Manchester

what goes, blonde-brunette-blond-brunette-blonde-brunette?

A blonde doing cart wheels

Fuzz

scott, also
Chinese proverb once wrote

Woman who stand on head
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Crack up