D Brown

While I was reading this, the Team Admin came over and said
"You know what, I'm cold"
class
so I read out the list and found out some interesting things about ther, esp re: **** and farting.

[Edited by D Brown - 8/2/2002 2:04:31 PM]

jonny gav

iTrader: (1)

50 things that women can't do. (taken from FHM a while ago)

Know anything about a car, other than it's colour Understand a film plot
Go 24 hours without sending a text message
Get in a round
Throw a punch
Do magic
Like your friends
Build a shed
Throw
Run
Park
Fart
Read a Map
Rob a Bank
Resist Ikea
Sit still
Tell a joke
Play Pool
Pay for Dinner
Eat a kebab while walking
Pee out of a train window
Argue without shouting
Understand Fruit Machines
Get told off without crying
Walk past a shoe shop
Make a decent bacon sandwich
Not comment on a stranger's clothes
Use small amounts of toilet paper
Let you sleep off a hangover
Drink a pint gracefully
Enjoy ****
Eat a phal curry
get to the point
Buy plain envelopes
Take less than 20 mins in the toilet
Sit in a room for 5 mins without saying "i'm cold"
Go shopping without telephoning all their mates
Avoid credit card debt
Dive into a swimming pool
Assemble furniture
Form a rock group
Set a video recorder
Not try to change you.
Watch a war film
Understand why flirting results in violence
Spend a day by themselves
Go to the toilet by themselves
Buy a purse that fits their pocket
Choose a video quickly
Be brief

Katana

Don't worry, if they were a woman they wouldn't be able to read it anyway..

gravelexpress

just started reading them out to my better half-

last words

"pi$$ off im going to bed"

ee language

ProperCharlie

Only one I disagree with is:

eat a phal curry

once went out with a girl who ordered one. when the food came the waiter tried to give ME the phal. no no, I said, that's for her. The waiter looked surprised. He said I've been working here 20 years and never seen a woman order a phal. The girl ate it all without breaking a sweat. She was a rare find, but unfortunately did not hold the same opinion of me...

Charlie.

black knight

OH YEAH! I AM CCCCOOOOOLLLLDDDD. I get that all the time.

Amen Corner

Charlie, I'm with you there. Once had a girlfriend who loved her phals. I think she went off me when I once announced very loudly in an Indian restaurant (in my defence I was very drunk)"If you think you're putting that mouth anywhere near my c**k after you've eaten that, you've got another thing coming".

There wasn't much danger of that once I had said that

Little Miss WRX

****, I think I am a bloke

Clarebabes

Think I'm with Chelle.....

jbryant

My missis saw this and had to disagree. She helped me to put up the shed for instance and loves her curries and beer.
When I questioned if she had ever peed out of a train window, she said "No - but I have peed out the top of an open top sports car before!"

Shocking...
Joolz

PS. She was only about 5 at the time but I guess that's scared you now anyway!!!!

ScoobyGrannyDriver

I was just thinking the same thing Chelle (and Clare)

OMG, it seems I don't need that sex change after all cos I was a bloke already