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Old 26 July 2002, 01:11 PM
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Old 26 July 2002, 01:13 PM
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Im not sure I'd want Jade's kebab not matter how pissed I was
Old 26 July 2002, 01:46 PM
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f00k know but last nights has given me a right ringer stinger

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Old 26 July 2002, 02:16 PM
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because you have no culinary education and / or knowledge whatsoever?
Old 26 July 2002, 02:18 PM
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whats that got to do with being pissed and wanting a kebab
Old 26 July 2002, 02:21 PM
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I eat kebabs when I'm sober. Not the "dodgy elephant's leg" variety though - yuck
Old 26 July 2002, 02:23 PM
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cant u see that? Ok, I'll explain. (I have been warned several times that children read and post on scoobynet, but still didnt really believe it ) Anyway, here goes:
being drunk has to do with drinking alcoholic beverages
eating has to do with food

food and drink have to do with cooking, or in this case, with the absence of a proper preparation and lack of understanding of what to drink and eat.

Almost forgot:

Come on, I'm just kidding.
Old 26 July 2002, 02:26 PM
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I believe the reason for it is that the repeated insulin outputs from your pancreas (due to consumption of beer) push the glycemia down so much that you get a corbohydrate craving.

Was that a better answer?
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'cause they are gorgeous. Why else?
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Because its he only place thats open
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Dunk, please tell me you're not still on about Jade...
Old 26 July 2002, 03:26 PM
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and it takes too long to get a curry... and the curry shops serve beer...

mmmm

Nice and sunny in leeds... beer after work!!

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U wan' chilli sauce ?

Old 26 July 2002, 03:49 PM
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Always wondered why they would want to display skewered raw meat Okay, it tastes good, but I don't want to see it bleed

And right next to those funny looking desserts too

Old 26 July 2002, 03:51 PM
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LMAO at chilli sauce... reminds me of the carling advert..

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Old 26 July 2002, 03:52 PM
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what a surprise dave off to the pub im off karting in boro tonight so that should be fun
Old 26 July 2002, 03:55 PM
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Anyone got any good Stavros pics ?

How come in Kebab Shops there are always more staff behind the counter than there are people in the shop ?

Does anyone eat those long greeny/yellow chillis ?

Mmmmmmm Shish
Old 26 July 2002, 04:18 PM
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Anyone remember Theos in Leeds? Mecca for all things Kebab...
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best kebab i have ever had is a double oki special in york 2 burgers lots of kebab meat and all the trimmings an absolute dream also i have eaten these sober and not regretted it yet
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Chiark - Theos gets a mention here
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Do Kebabs have corners ?
Old 26 July 2002, 04:43 PM
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Best chicken kebab I've ever had is from Hayries in Watford next to the Palace Theatre.

Steve.
Old 26 July 2002, 04:49 PM
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My local kebab shop (The Pizza Pan) now does "Folded Pizza Kebabs". It's a doner kebab, but in a folded 12" pizza base and baked in the oven till it goes slightly crispy. They are absolute heaven. Bit steep at £4.50 though.
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