Nasty New "MUFC Virus"
21 May 2002, 12:24 PM
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BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A NEW BREED OF 'EVIL MUFC' COMPUTER VIRUSES. THEY
COULD SERIOUSLY AFFECT/INFECT YOUR PC.
1. The basic mufc virus. This is where the computer develops a memory
disorder and forgets about anything before 1993.
2. The mufc shirt virus. This one is specially hard to detect as it changes
its format every 3 months.
3. The Beckham Virus. Affects newer computers mainly. The computer looks
great, all the lights are on, but nothing works.
4. The Keane Virus. Throws you out of Windows.
5. The Ferguson Virus. The computer develops a continuous whining noise and
the on-screen clock runs a lot slower than anybody else's. Just when you
think that you are about to get rid of it, it reinstalls itself.
6. The Yorke Virus. You can't get into the inbox.
7. The Veron Virus. The computer develops a processor problem whereby it
thinks it is better than it actually is. It also experiences dramatic
fluctuations in performance.
8. The Bartez Virus. You can't save anything.
9. The Blanc Virus. Computer slows right down to a crawling pace.
10. The Old Trafford Virus. Computer goes strangely quiet.
11. The mufc fan virus. One of the most irritating. Relatively unknown in
Greater Manchester but particularly virulent in the Home Counties and
Malaysia
COULD SERIOUSLY AFFECT/INFECT YOUR PC.
1. The basic mufc virus. This is where the computer develops a memory
disorder and forgets about anything before 1993.
2. The mufc shirt virus. This one is specially hard to detect as it changes
its format every 3 months.
3. The Beckham Virus. Affects newer computers mainly. The computer looks
great, all the lights are on, but nothing works.
4. The Keane Virus. Throws you out of Windows.
5. The Ferguson Virus. The computer develops a continuous whining noise and
the on-screen clock runs a lot slower than anybody else's. Just when you
think that you are about to get rid of it, it reinstalls itself.
6. The Yorke Virus. You can't get into the inbox.
7. The Veron Virus. The computer develops a processor problem whereby it
thinks it is better than it actually is. It also experiences dramatic
fluctuations in performance.
8. The Bartez Virus. You can't save anything.
9. The Blanc Virus. Computer slows right down to a crawling pace.
10. The Old Trafford Virus. Computer goes strangely quiet.
11. The mufc fan virus. One of the most irritating. Relatively unknown in
Greater Manchester but particularly virulent in the Home Counties and
Malaysia
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