G'friend just walks in, says "will you pull your car down the drive a bit as I'm a bit close to your bumper".

I am going to kill her.

 

sacked !

 

a dry fist in the crutch should do the job

 

in other words she knew what she had done hahaha

 

what can i say BMW drivers

 

Do you ever watch the Toyota adverts? you've obviosuly peed her off over something.

You proabably had it coming (in her eyes anyway)

 

Dip her eyelash brush in the bog

 

two strikes for the ladies today then this one and disel insted of vpower, glad i never let the other half take my car out and now i am single means i do not have to worry

 

Is your car finished then? Wasn't it the wide arch job?

Nice car - even with the red paint

 

he might well take her up on that challenge

 

You tw*t

i only have just realised what i have said.

git

 

YES! +1

 

Originally Posted by SwissTony
he might well take her up on that challenge

You tw*t

i only have just realised what i have said.

git

I have asked if I can take the challenge, but she said there isn't enough room for my fat *** on the steering wheel

 

Are you absolutely sure you don't have roots in S****horpe?

 

i'm guessing from 'pull it down the drive' you've got a sloping driveway?
hopefully not as it means she's only noticed when she's left it on the handbrake and heard the crunch!

has it made much of a mark? (on the car, not her face i mean)

 

Not a mark, she just managed to push the bumper, thank god
Altough she says it's my fault for parking funny

 

Time to give her her p45 I think

 

Very alert as usual ST

 

BMW + Women Driver = Disaster waiting to happen

 

That comment has just made me spit coffee over the keyboard Classic!!

 

bloody wimmins glad there's no damage, that pic didn't look good!