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Old 13 June 2008, 03:51 PM
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G'friend just walks in, says "will you pull your car down the drive a bit as I'm a bit close to your bumper".

I am going to kill her.
Old 13 June 2008, 03:53 PM
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sacked !
Old 13 June 2008, 03:54 PM
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a dry fist in the crutch should do the job
Old 13 June 2008, 03:56 PM
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in other words she knew what she had done hahaha
Old 13 June 2008, 04:09 PM
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what can i say BMW drivers
Old 13 June 2008, 04:09 PM
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Do you ever watch the Toyota adverts? you've obviosuly peed her off over something.

You proabably had it coming (in her eyes anyway)

Old 13 June 2008, 04:13 PM
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Dip her eyelash brush in the bog
Old 13 June 2008, 04:27 PM
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two strikes for the ladies today then this one and disel insted of vpower, glad i never let the other half take my car out and now i am single means i do not have to worry
Old 13 June 2008, 04:33 PM
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Is your car finished then? Wasn't it the wide arch job?

Nice car - even with the red paint
Old 13 June 2008, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by The Chief
You proabably had it coming (in her eyes anyway)
he might well take her up on that challenge
Old 13 June 2008, 04:47 PM
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he might well take her up on that challenge
You tw*t

i only have just realised what i have said.

git
Old 13 June 2008, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by The Chief
Dip her eyelash brush in the bog
YES! +1
Old 13 June 2008, 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
he might well take her up on that challenge

You tw*t

i only have just realised what i have said.

git

I have asked if I can take the challenge, but she said there isn't enough room for my fat *** on the steering wheel
Old 13 June 2008, 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by jasonarch.scooby
a dry fist in the crutch should do the job
Are you absolutely sure you don't have roots in S****horpe?

Old 13 June 2008, 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted by burns
G'friend just walks in, says "will you pull your car down the drive a bit as I'm a bit close to your bumper".

I am going to kill her.
i'm guessing from 'pull it down the drive' you've got a sloping driveway?
hopefully not as it means she's only noticed when she's left it on the handbrake and heard the crunch!

has it made much of a mark? (on the car, not her face i mean)
Old 13 June 2008, 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted by hoskib
i'm guessing from 'pull it down the drive' you've got a sloping driveway?
hopefully not as it means she's only noticed when she's left it on the handbrake and heard the crunch!

has it made much of a mark? (on the car, not her face i mean)
Not a mark, she just managed to push the bumper, thank god
Altough she says it's my fault for parking funny
Old 13 June 2008, 07:20 PM
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Time to give her her p45 I think
Old 13 June 2008, 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by The Chief

You proabably had it coming (in her eyes anyway)

Originally Posted by SwissTony
he might well take her up on that challenge
Very alert as usual ST
Old 13 June 2008, 07:36 PM
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BMW + Women Driver = Disaster waiting to happen
Old 14 June 2008, 07:18 AM
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Originally Posted by jasonarch.scooby
a dry fist in the crutch should do the job
That comment has just made me spit coffee over the keyboard Classic!!
Old 14 June 2008, 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted by burns
Not a mark, she just managed to push the bumper, thank god
Altough she says it's my fault for parking funny
bloody wimmins glad there's no damage, that pic didn't look good!
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